Adopt this cute little pony design! Bidding starts at $10 with minimum increases of $2. Autobuy is $30. In addition to winning this auction, the winner will also receive 30% off a commission! If the winner autobuys then they will receive half off on a commission! Place your bid via fanmail, askbox or email (amberalleyway@aol.com). Happy bidding guys!
Current bid: None!
Hmm… I’ll make you a deal. If you auto-buy this little gal I’ll do a flat color solo commission of her in any pose you want for just an additional ten dollars (that’s less than half my usual price…). Whad’ya say?
Believe me, it is tempting. I have only ever commissioned one drawing (>>969409) and it was because I was desperate to see the position drawn and I knew by looking at his other contortionist art that he did an exceptional job at keeping believable and mostly realistic looking anatomical detail.
Your mind wanted you to claim this pony as your own. To raise it to be a true contortionist and follow in your footsteps as the ultimate bendy tagger.
I created and probably added 70% of the tags: contortionist, backbend, frontbend, active stretch, oversplit. I comment on every flexi picture I see. My mind was probably just thinking of paranoid theories.
… I’m sorry, wat.
Oh my god, you’ve been stalking me. I’m the contortionist that shills on contortionist pictures. Shilling is literally all I do. I literally comment on every flexible picture.
Yup, she’s a contortionist pony, hence the pretzel. I didn’t explicitly state it though since its really up to whoever buys the design.