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Adagio: You’re lucky you’re cute. <3
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(if you know what i mean.)
I’ll be ready for him.
hangs up phone dramatically, for the sake of punctuating the scene…only to realize this is a comment, not a phone call
Hmm. How exactly does one sign off dramatically from a comment? Well, whatever, I’ll be ready for him, so…good day, sir!
dramatically taps the screen on my phone to post comment
You are a Farquaad.
Expect Shrek.
Please, please. I only said what any Dazzling fan worth their grain of salt would’ve said, nothing more.
Did Shrek sing the most memorable songs in his movies? No, sir, he did not! You don’t see the sirens getting some other bands to sing their best tunes for them! This is why they are life, and they are love, and Shrek? He can get WRECKED.
I said it, I meant it, I stand by it, and I’ll say it again if I have to. In fact, I’ll say it right now.
ADAGIO IS LOVE, ADAGIO IS LIFE
u wot m8
That she is, my friend, that she is. Moreso than the ogre that inspired that meme, at any rate. :)
Well I did once say Adagio is love, Adagio is life.
Also, don’t try to beat a siren at her own game.
…I WAS going to say that it will end badly, but then I look at the tags. Clearly it does end well!
Normally I’d object to mind control, mostly because for the Dazzlings it’d be unnecessary to earn my servitude/admiration, but considering the “imminent sex” tag, sacrificing free will for some fun with Adagio I feel is a fair bargain. Free will’s overrated, anyway.
>snaps fingers
Sleep.
>Adagio phases out
You’re gonna quit with the evil stuff, I’m gonna teach you to be a better person, cigarettes will feel like worms in your mouth, and you’re gonna do a cover of Closer To The Heart. Eyes open, wide awake!
>Adagio becomes un-phased
Adagio: Wha? What happened?
I was teaching you how to do a proper greeting.
Adagio: Oh yeah. Sorry, I just kinda lost reality for a few seconds.
And from that moment forth, Adagio and the dazzilings were no longer mind controlling singers. That’s what they get for messing with a hypnotist.
I do.
No.
It’s funny cuz you think you have a choice. ;)
Sad part is, considering she didn’t outright kill him, he might have had a chance just asking her out.
To be fair, 99% of hypnosis stories have the hypnotizer as a guy. XD