I never thought i’d say she’s hot at some point in my life.

@Inkan1969  
True

At least she is responsible for one good thing.  
Diamond Tiara.

@Inkan1969  
would still tap

Maybe if she had her old nose back.

Awww!

i’d tap that.

@Inkan1969  
I think you mean “DO want”…

@youregoingtoloveme  
What afraid of her? :P

It’s like that scene from The Godfather - except more terrifying.

…….
 
“Why yes, Mrs. Robinson, I’d love to come over…..”

“I need the attention my husband is too busy to provide. And you need bits to get that business of yours off the ground, don’t you, dearie? This is what we in the economic world would call a classic case of fair trade.”

Well, now we know why Filthy Rich married her.

The first kid didn’t turn out so good…how about a 2nd try…

@ice1517  
That’swhatshesaid. X3

@youregoingtoloveme  
To see more #SpoiledRichFacts, go to youregoingtoloveme.com
 
Also, looks like Filthy’s is going to be in the bed for quite a while :)

@youregoingtoloveme  
Uh…huh…

@Drama King  
Pfff fuck the princess.  
We should have fun with her without Starbutt.

Filthy: “What? I didn’t marry her for her personality.”

“I got my husband to leave on a convenient business trip for the entire week… and to take my daughter with him… That means it’s just me… and you… Princess Twilight… Hopefully when I’m done with you, you’ll have a different opinion of my… less legitimate practices…”  
“We’ll see… A certain blue unicorn will tell you… it takes quite a lot to satisfy this princess…”

@youregoingtoloveme  

@Princess Echo  
When Spoiled was a filly, her uncle lost most of his right hoof in an accident. He was playing “got your nose” with her.  
Spoiled’s nose is so sharp, she came into the world via C-section; all the incisions were made from the inside.  
Spoiled’s nose is so pointy that she was mistaken for the last piece of King Sombra. There’s a huge difference between them: King Sombra was sometimes mist.  
Do you know why no changeling would ever impersonate Filthy Rich? Because Spoiled would starve it to death in ten seconds flat.  
Spoiled has such a huge butt, the school board creaked when she was on it.  
I’m not saying stallions find her repulsive but the last stallion she dated before getting married was Braeburn.  
She’s terrible in the kitchen, too. The only way she could beat an egg was if Randolph drew a picture of Diamond Tiara on it first.  
Spoiled is so terrible that when she’s around Cheerilee, the flower faces on Cheerilee’s cutie mark are all D:  
She’s so terrible that at her wedding when the pastor said the “til death do you part”, Filthy asked “Can I get that in writing?”

@Appletart  
I agree with you on her nose.

@youregoingtoloveme  
XD