Twilight: Gentleponies. I have created… This thing!
 
“Rainbow Maker 400”
 
Spike: What is it?
 
Twilight: I don’t know! Stand over here!
 
Spike: Oh you mean right hee… woah woah hey hey heeeeeeey! *get’s launched into the sky
 
Twilight: It works! I am one can short of a six pack! WAHAHAHAH!
 
*lights go out
 
Twilight: The lights! Who is that? Who’s here?
 
*Machine is gone
 
That thing I created! It’s gone! Who could’ve penetrated, my impenetrable fortress?
 
*Giant hole in wall
 
*Mane bursts into flames
 
My mane heater!
 
2nd version:
 
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Twilight: Gentleponies. I have created… This thing!
 
“R-Dash 5000”
 
Spike: What is it?
 
Twilight: I don’t know! Stand over here!
 
Spike: Oh you mean right hee…
 
CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.
 
Spike: woah woah hey hey heeeeeeey! *get’s blasted into sky
 
Twilight: It works! I am one can short of a six pack! WAHAHAHAH!
 
*lights go out
 
Twilight: The lights! Who is that? Who’s here?
 
*R-Dash 5000 is gone
 
That thing I created! It’s gone! Who could’ve penetrated, my impenetrable fortress?
 
*Giant hole in wall
 
*Mane bursts into flames
 
My mane heater!
 
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@wildrook
 
Spike: Gentlemen…fill me with BBQ Sauce because I’m dumb as hell.
 
Hagir: (speaking spanish)
 
Spike: Yeah, I know, Hagir.
 
Tirek Head: (bites Spike’s head off)
 
Spike: (explodes)

Tirek: Gentlemen, feast your eyes.
 
A door opens to reveal a vortex that sucks Scorpan in
 
Scorpan: What the hell?
 
Tirek: DON’T FEAST, RUN!
 
Tirek gets sucked in
 
Tirek: DAMMIT!!!!

Tirek: Scorpan?  
Scorpan: yeah?  
(Tirek has a rattlesnake coiled around his head)  
Tirek: Pick up that stick and…slowly…and…carefully now….AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!!!!  
(Scorpan holding the stick)  
Scorpan: Awww, hell no!!!!

Tirek: Yes! Yes Grogar! Bits for brains! Mwahahahaha!  
Scorpan: Hey Tirek, who’s that on the phone?  
Tirek: Oh. Uh, no one. Hey, Let’s highlight your mane!  
Scorpan: But I like my mane this color.  
Tirek injects a syringe into Scorpan and knocks him out  
Tirek: IT BEGINS!

Tirek: Gentlemen, behold! My beautiful fiancée!
 
A door opens to reveal Queen Chrysalis
 
Scorpan: Uh, isn’t that a giant changeling?
 
Chrysalis grabs Tirek and proceeds to beat him up as the door closes
 
Tirek: You’re right! I’ve been betrayed! RUN!

@wildrook  
Tirek: Gentlemen, I have spliced the double helix of a fried pork-chop with that of my roommate Discord!
 
Spike: W-Woah
 
Tirek: Hell yes woah! Come here Discord, and pay your half of the utilities, muahahahaaa!!

Tirek: BULLSH*T!

Tirek: Gentlemen…there’s a chance THIS WILL WORK!
 
Spike: Uh, actually, sir, there’s NO chance this will work.
 
Tirek: (notices it’s BBQ sauce) FOOL, THAT WILL NEVER WORK!

My Plot has finally decided to eat my hoof!
 
It hungers! for more!

……. MY MIND!

“Fill me with barbeque sauce, ‘cos I’m DUMB AS HELL!”

Our Jersey Shore. Equestria’s is obviously going to be idyllic by comparison.

 
“GENTLECOLTS! SEVER OUR HEAD WITH SUCH FORCE, THAT OUR BLOOD WILL PROPEL ITSELF THROUGH OUR NECK AND FORCE OUR LIFELESS TORSO AND LIMBS TO TAKE FLIGHT TOWARDS PHOENIX!!”
 

 
“Blimey! Wot’s in Poenix though?”
 
%22_S02E04.png!
 
“IT IS THY MOTHER, PIPSQUEAK! NOW TAKE HOLD OF THAT AXE!”

uh no
 
that place is more nicer and happier than jersey shore is

I thought it was the sleepy beauty

MY FLANK HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT, MY HOOF!  
crunch  
IT HUNGERS! FOR MOOOOORE…

My homie Count Bleck has a cooler castle, er, what you can see of it.