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“Rainbow Maker 400”
Spike: What is it?
Twilight: I don’t know! Stand over here!
Spike: Oh you mean right hee… woah woah hey hey heeeeeeey! *get’s launched into the sky
Twilight: It works! I am one can short of a six pack! WAHAHAHAH!
*lights go out
Twilight: The lights! Who is that? Who’s here?
*Machine is gone
That thing I created! It’s gone! Who could’ve penetrated, my impenetrable fortress?
*Giant hole in wall
*Mane bursts into flames
My mane heater!
2nd version:
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Twilight: Gentleponies. I have created… This thing!
“R-Dash 5000”
Spike: What is it?
Twilight: I don’t know! Stand over here!
Spike: Oh you mean right hee…
CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.
Spike: woah woah hey hey heeeeeeey! *get’s blasted into sky
Twilight: It works! I am one can short of a six pack! WAHAHAHAH!
*lights go out
Twilight: The lights! Who is that? Who’s here?
*R-Dash 5000 is gone
That thing I created! It’s gone! Who could’ve penetrated, my impenetrable fortress?
*Giant hole in wall
*Mane bursts into flames
My mane heater!
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Spike: Gentlemen…fill me with BBQ Sauce because I’m dumb as hell.
Hagir: (speaking spanish)
Spike: Yeah, I know, Hagir.
Tirek Head: (bites Spike’s head off)
Spike: (explodes)
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your current filter.A door opens to reveal a vortex that sucks Scorpan in
Scorpan: What the hell?
Tirek: DON’T FEAST, RUN!
Tirek gets sucked in
Tirek: DAMMIT!!!!
Scorpan: yeah?
(Tirek has a rattlesnake coiled around his head)
Tirek: Pick up that stick and…slowly…and…carefully now….AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!!!!
(Scorpan holding the stick)
Scorpan: Awww, hell no!!!!
Scorpan: Hey Tirek, who’s that on the phone?
Tirek: Oh. Uh, no one. Hey, Let’s highlight your mane!
Scorpan: But I like my mane this color.
Tirek injects a syringe into Scorpan and knocks him out
Tirek: IT BEGINS!
A door opens to reveal Queen Chrysalis
Scorpan: Uh, isn’t that a giant changeling?
Chrysalis grabs Tirek and proceeds to beat him up as the door closes
Tirek: You’re right! I’ve been betrayed! RUN!
Tirek: Gentlemen, I have spliced the double helix of a fried pork-chop with that of my roommate Discord!
Spike: W-Woah
Tirek: Hell yes woah! Come here Discord, and pay your half of the utilities, muahahahaaa!!
Spike: Uh, actually, sir, there’s NO chance this will work.
Tirek: (notices it’s BBQ sauce) FOOL, THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
It hungers! for more!
“GENTLECOLTS! SEVER OUR HEAD WITH SUCH FORCE, THAT OUR BLOOD WILL PROPEL ITSELF THROUGH OUR NECK AND FORCE OUR LIFELESS TORSO AND LIMBS TO TAKE FLIGHT TOWARDS PHOENIX!!”
“Blimey! Wot’s in Poenix though?”
“IT IS THY MOTHER, PIPSQUEAK! NOW TAKE HOLD OF THAT AXE!”
that place is more nicer and happier than jersey shore is
crunch
IT HUNGERS! FOR MOOOOORE…