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Yes, but I’m a brony.
… so by default, according to social taboos, I cannot call myself a “grown-ass man” anyway… so… I’ll stick with dat Boyfriend Balance, dat frequent sex, and dem overpriced dates.
You have it wrong; once you’re a husband, y’know what happens?
No more sex.
MUST PRESERVE THE BOYFRIEND BALANCE!!!
She would love it even more if you can cook as well. Cook and do the dishes? Husband material.
Oh, of course, but then there’s “being plugged straight into a wall socket”.
An’ that something you work UP to. Remember; always wear protection.
She’ll find it so hot, ‘cause you can have fun with her, then she gets the rest of the night off while you do the dishes. And that’s hot to her; hot beyond words.
Erotic electrostimulation could be a fun introduction into your… nocturnal romps.
No, I’m too good to get the both of us electrocuted, though. I’ve got STANDARDS, ’yo.
With her hand so close to the viewer, it should have more detail.
What? Are you too good to roll around on tiny shards of glass?
… take off the lights, though; don’t want to break them by accident.
I’ll sing
…High five…
And I’d really love to get into the holiday spirit.
yeah it is, that’s the other end of the cord that you can plug a second set of lights into.
Derpy emits a low level electrical charge from her ass at all times.