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“YOU have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world!
And IF you survive you tell of this later! Except you WONT!
Because I will KILL YOU%!!”
(Psychotic laughter)
“AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!”
Sombra:
“Ooh, how classy%….And unoriginal. That’s totally from
Boondock Saints…”
Discord:
“Wha–?? No it’s not! I came up with it a week ago!”
Sombra:
“Uh-huh…So what do want anyway? Ponyville Schoolhouse is
just a couple of blocks from here”
Discord:
“Well then, shall I ask you for your name%…?”
Sombra:
“Only if you give yours, freak-show…”
Discord:
“Very well, I’ll give you the common courtesy%! The NAMES–”
Fancypants:
“Discord, the spirit of chaos”
Princess Twilight:
“…Oh, f**k all kinds of duck…”
mostly because most of the cast was agreed upon, and I was tired from work at the time to go back through older images searching for them
Parodys are fun aren’t they?
So what if it’s been discussed before? Anon was just offering his opinion. Also, why didn’t you just post your changes, instead of Anon’s whole list with your edits?
Fuckin’ Hell, common sense…
we already discussed this many times
Cast:
Good guys:
King Sombra as Alucard
Milky Way as Seras Victoria (Aka Police Girl)
Rarity as Sir Integra Hellsing
Fancypants as Alexander Anderson
Daring Do as Pip Bernadotte
Villains:
Principal Cinch (ponified) as Enrico Maxwell
Aryanne as The Major
Changeling Army as Millennium Army
Flim Flam Brothers as Valentine Brothers
Ahuizotl as Tubalcain Alhambra
Trixie as Rip van Winkle
Chrysalis as Zorin Blitz
Big Mac as Alexander Anderson
Prince Blueblood as Reggie
Other:
Ms. Harshwhinny as Sir Penwood
Trenderhoof as Hotel bellboy
Princess Celestia as The Queen of England
…That’s not a bad idea~!
Cast:
Good guys:
King Sombra as Alucard
Radiant Hope as Seras Victoria (Aka Police Girl)
Princess Twilight as Sir Integra Hellsing
Fancypants as Alexander Anderson
Daring Do as Pip Bernadotte
Villains:
Principal Cinch (ponified) as Enrico Maxwell
Queen Chrysalis as The Major
Changeling Army as Millennium Army
Flim Flam Brothers as Valentine Brothers
Ahuizotl as Tubalcain Alhambra
Trixie as Rip van Winkle
Mane-iac as Zorin Blitz
Iron Will/Discord as Alexander Anderson
Prince Blueblood as Reggie
Other:
Ms. Harshwhinny as Sir Penwood
Trenderhoof as Hotel bellboy
Princess Celestia as The Queen of England
Fellow Ponyvillains, This must be made to come to pass. We must make Hellsing Abridged: Vampires are Magic!
“Now if you don’t mind, I’LL GO EAT THAT TWILIGHT BH!
AHAHAHAHAHA–!!”
(As he opens the door, that mane 6 aim their weapons
at him)
Flim:
“….Well that’s not fair at all…”
Twilight:
(Smirks)
“I’m sorry, we don’t give a fk~…”
(They all start shooting Flim to death while
shouts the BIGGEST F-bomb)
Flim:
“Fk…! Where the F*K did my changelings go…?!”
Fancypants:
“Oh, they’ve been dealt with…”
(Radiant Hope slaughters changelings)
Sombracard:Oh so am I and I’m failing and I’m sorry for that.It’s because I’m so agitated because this blond little s**t strolled into my room,destroyed my 70inch plasma TV and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father! (Both draw there guns)Be a sport and grab daddy another beer won,t you?(brains splatter)
Flim:
(Sarcastically)
“Gee willikers, mister, I’m SO sorry for slaughtering your guards
tearing up this castle%. I promised I learned my less–”
(Gets his leg STOMPED)
“OW!! Take a JOKE, ahole…!”
Fancypants:
“And everything you say just PISSES me off! Now then, good sir,
are you going to tell us everything you know%…?”
Flim:
“Alright then…All you have to do is go to local pharmacy, ask for
something called ‘Viagra’, and it’ll help you go FK yourself!!”
So Flim is Jan? I can’t even imagine it.
“The night walker… who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond pony,
a monster who’s power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on
darkness itself–!”
Sombracard:
“Oh, you dirty filly%! WORK the SHAFT%!”
Flam:
“Excuse you…???”
Sombracard:
“Oh, I’m sorry. I just love to dirty talk whenever somepony’s
SUCKING my C**K….”
Flam:
“Maybe I’ll skip to the point; My name is Flam.
Sombracard:
“And I’m Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am~!”
Sombracard:That was a 70in plasma screen tv.Sucks in breath So!How can I help you?
I gotta say its about damn good time for some good quality Arbmos artwork. Not that I got anything against Alushy but Sombra just presents a better fit. Though Fluttershy would be a shoe in for Seras Victoria.
I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you here.
Oh so am I. And I’m failing and I’m sorry for that.
Cyborg-Pony filled in the rest. :P
Hahaha…good one.
on a date with Waldo trying to out-thief Lupin III
but he doesn’t want one… Jesus does, though