@Commander117
New York: “So we gots this new neighbor, I think his name’s Steve. Saw ‘im bringin’ in this huge flatscreen the other day. Who the fuck does that prick think he is? He think he’s betta than me or somethin’?”
I do! I’m fluent in over 2,463 dialects of English! Including 758 of the 892 sub-dialects of nonsense!! Braces, lisp, broken-nose, bitten-tongue, numb-mouth, fang-face, delicious-food, full-mouth, nut-shot(a particularly high pitched dialect!), drunkenese, and all major second-language dialects!
Not lying t’all
New York: “So we gots this new neighbor, I think his name’s Steve. Saw ‘im bringin’ in this huge flatscreen the other day. Who the fuck does that prick think he is? He think he’s betta than me or somethin’?”
Nice.
I can speak Boston (I’m awhl set, aight?), California (totally), and New York (fuggedaboudit!)
In real life, it’s my braces. In the mlp world, my fangs…
“Ah ’oo nawt zey “bleh”.”
It probably won’t help, but people will think you’re just acting like a vampire for giggles.
“Cyowdah!”