“Do you expect me to talk?”  
“No Rarity I expect you to whine!”

@C Money  
… Never mind, t`wasnt that great a joke anyway

@BronieZandermon  
What? I’m not understanding what you mean.

@C Money  
Sounds good, I bet Bond ruined her for lazers” :)

@BronieZandermon  
Rarity gets saved by James Bond (Daniel Craig)  
Two Hours Later, in a hotel suite…  
Bond: “Well. I usually have sex with the women I save, but you’re a horse.”  
Rarity: “Don’t think of me as a horse, think of me as a delightful lady who also sees this as… Interesting.”  
Bond: “Hm. Thinking about it in that context actually makes it better for me. I’ll try if you’ll let me.”  
Rarity: “Our understanding of each other is a good enough reason for me!”  
**And then, sex between the British happens…**

This might be that one laser from Spiderman series that only affected unorganic matterials. Anything living was safe

||They called him The Fingerer, he was one of the rare mutants known as Anthro Ponies inhabiting the world of Equestria. But he was different from the others for he possessed a rare ability… ]
 
He could make any mare cum with a mere touch!
 
Only one had ever resisted him, the secret agent 006. Belle, Rarity Belle.
 
After years of failed attempts the mad stallion had captured her for his final plan! She would orgasm or meet her end!
 
An ancient spell that replaced even the most extreme of pain or discomfort with pleasure and lust. A method of killing that would surely be tortuous!
 
“W-what is this Fingerer… ah!, do you really expect me to d-die?!”
 
“No, Ms Belle… I expect you to CUM!!”
 
…
 
… Well, I`m done here. [mic drop]  
||

Also, she looks adorable af in this.

@C Money  
Dat gif. :D

lol, you guys come up with the most interesting stuff. XD

@amess  

@some pony  

 
Why is it that only Twilight is the only one that has any affinity to magic? Seems like a lot of Unicorns somehow all collectivity forgot they were all Unicorns.

@StallingBV  
Because somebody gotta save her

Well, I just in time to save Rarity

@amess  
 
“Call me. . .the Queen of Queef.”

And then Rarity farted.
 
A fart so massive and forceful that as it was instantly lit by the contact point of the laser and allowed her to rocked free of her restraints and to safety.
 
Once her escape was completed was thrilled to have performed one of her best escapes ever but was also saddened that no one must ever know… EVER!

@some pony  
You’re missing the entire point of this..

Your horn isn’t covered, you could easily leave

@Salamenace  
A few minutes later:  
Hock Scorpio: Spike, I am proud of you! When you go home tonight, there’s gonna be another story on your house!  
Spike (to himself): Told you you should have gone out with me. . .

@kircher  

She escapes, but not before making a smokescreen.
 
Hock Scorpio: Stop her! She’s supposed to die!

Rara: Do you expect me to talk?  
Hock Scorpio: I don’t expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral.
 
. . .
 
You’re gonna die now!

She is hot!

Its all fun and games until the Power Ponies get there a bit to late and find Radiance in two messy halves.

If only she had some sort of gem to reflect the laser to free herself… oh well.