My name is Anon  
Not too long ago I was summoned in Equestria by purple horse  
‘It was an accident’ she said  
She wanted to summon a hero  
Not your average dude  
Due to the magic instability of the spell’s magic, I was turned into a little filly in the process  
Fortunately princess Sunbutt removed the magic and contained it into a magical item  
Which freaking look like something that came straight from a show I used to watch as a kid  
‘To make it less alien to you’ she said  
So we made a deal  
She allows me to stay in Equestria as a human  
But when I’m needed, I will have to use the magical device and be the hero purple horse wanted  
Hero…heh…yeah right.