Of course not you ain’t no whore, that’s why you’ll give em to me for free.

@Background Pony #F7D4  
because she likes to deny she is a little slut <3

Then why are they on display?

Could I rent them for the night?

You sure? The look plenty ripe to me.

That’s ok, I only wanted to rent them.

But can i have a sample?

Amor infinito al negro

@tatemil  
Oh, that’s something you don’t see too often. Alright!
 
When you say “apples” that means that there is more than one “apple”  
“this” is a word used for referring to (talking about) a single object, therefore the two words are contradicting.
 
“is” also means you are talking about a single object. When talking about several things, you should use “are”
 
(This apple is tasty - These apples are tasty)
 
So if you mean a single apple, the sentence should be “This apple is” and if you are talking about more than one apple, it should be “These apples are”
 
Also, saying that these apples are “not on sale” means that they can be bought, but not for a cheaper price than the original. If you mean that the “apples” can’t be bought, then you should say “Not for sale”
 
I would personally say “Ah’ told ya! These apples are not for sale!”
 
Hope this helped and thank you for letting me write all this :)

I was going to make a joke about a diaper edit but then again,  

 
Tell me that even if you’re not one with those particular screws loose that you don’t see it.

@Maskarade
 
please, do it! so i can get better gramar in other languages! :3

So I pay nothing? GREAT! MINE!!!
 
… TURTLE!

Can we get a taste for free then?

Must… resist… correcting… grammar…