@Spritejunkee
 
“…… Herr Major, I sink someone is ripping you off”
 
“Ah, Herr Doktor, but zat is ze plan. Now zat zey’ve ripped us off, we can rip zem off ripping us off, zen zey’ll get angry about us ripping zem off ripping us off, else zey’d be angry over not understanding how we ripped zem off ripping us off! Unde zen, ze cycle of war repeats itself”
 
“………. Your brilliance knows no bounds!”
 
“And regardless, ve still have somesing zat zey sorely lack….. ZE ANON”

“Uh, you want my timetable? Come on, Cinch. I’ll keep you in the game, but I’m not going to throw it for you.”
 
Never actually got around to seeing the Dark Knight trilogy, so have some John Malkovich

“Crashing this plane.”
 
Principal Cinch gives Twilight a confused look
 
“Twilight…we’re not in a~~”
 
Twilight pulls out a bomb switch
 
“With no survivors!”
 
Twilight pushes the button and suddenly the wall behind Principal Cinch bursts open!
 
She feels her the air being sucked out of the room with great force but somehow Twilight seems to have been stuck to the wall on the opposite end of the room.
 
And she has the photos with her and is slowly making her way towards the door!
 
Principal Cinch can’t get out of her chair without being sucked out of the room. She reaches into her desk and pulls something out.
 
Oh shit it’s a gun!
 
She takes aim and fires at Twilight, who has almost reached the door!
 
She misses every shot.
 
She never could hit anything…
 
No matter! She reloads and~~
 
The bullets all come back towards Principal Cinch. Every single bullet manages to hit her.
 
Is that even how physics should work in this situation?
 
She hears the doorknob click open. Before the door closes she mutters her final words.
 
“I finally hit something.”
 
The door slams shut and Principal Cinch’s body is left holding the gun that had always been useless to her.
 
@OptimusPrimevil  
Principal Cinch cancels all her appointments until school closes. The spanking continues.

@Background Pony #7900  
after spanking ‘punishment’
 
PC: was this your plan all along twilight?  
TS: yes…  
PC: clever girl…

Principal Cinch: “I should spank you.”

@Background Pony #D34E  
“What part of ‘fancy karate’ did you not understand?”

“I have a forbidden technology at my command. It’s called the Internet. Accept my blackmail attempt, or the evidence gets forwarded to the wrong people automatically. Oh, and what I just handed you are photocopies. I still have the originals.”

@ImRaidAccount  
interesting

I know imagine Midnight Sparkle as Mesogog.

Silly, woman, there is only ever one next step in the master plan: crashing this Friendship Games with no survivors!

Sci-Twi:“I was hoping you’d teach me a lesson.”