Ashes to ashes… dust to dust.

the damage done by starlight glimmer between the past and the future is made alternate realities of the king shadow the crystal war the Queen chrysaliss changeling world and the reality of nigthmare moon the eternal night apart from the discord kingdom of chaos the Tirek and flim flam brothers already exist and are part of ponyverso is a matter of time which sooner or later some of those alternate universes invading the equestria of twilight the official reality of hasbro

One tiny change?
 
Their skin cells flake off and feed a dust mite. Said dust mite produces offspring that triggers a dust allergy. Because of their technological era this is the first record of an allergy to be studied extensively, thus diverting money from the military, which is deemed useless as there hasn’t been a need for them in 984 years. Shining never becomes the captain of the guard, since there isn’t one. Because of this, he turns to his second passion: cooking. Eventually, he becomes a successful celebrity chef and hires the Cakes as his co-hosts. Because of this, Pinkie never gets her job at Sugarcube Corner, and becomes either a wandering party pony like Cheese Sandwich or Shining Armor’s cameramare. Either way, the Elements of Harmony never unite, or unite in a completely different way. Hilarity ensues. Fanfics ensue. I should write this. Screw this, I’m writing a fanfic about this.
 
Where it goes all Simpsons Comics #33 on itself is called a chavao.

@Dreamsicle  
 
You called?

Starlight: I don’t see any problem with that.