Derpy: “How did you know I was going to rob the muffin bank, Sheriff Applejack?”  
Applejack: “Because you rob the muffin bank every time we let you out of jail for the last time you robbed the muffin bank.”  
Derpy: “Every time?”  
Applejack: “Every time.”  
Derpy: “Nooooo. Really?”  
Applejack: “Yes. Really.”  
Derpy: “Are you sure you’re not exaggerating just a little?”  
Applejack: “Sure as sugar. Matter of fact, ah’m seriously beginnin’ ta question the necessity of havin’ a muffin bank in this town a-tall.”  
Derpy: “What makes you say that?”  
Applejack: “Well, let’s see. You’re the only pony in town with an account there, you’re the only employee there…and you OWN the doggone thing! Ah let you out of jail because you can’t press charges against yourself.”  
Derpy: “If you have a point, I suggest you make it.”  
Applejack: “Mah point is that you’re wastin’ mah time! Ah could be out there catchin’ real crooks committin’ real crimes but instead ah’m too busy haulin’ you in fer stealin’ from yourself! And if’n ah don’t stop you, your insurance company’ll send you up the river for real for fraud! Is that what you want?”  
(Derpy makes a scrunchy face and starts to cry)  
Applejack: “Oh, for pony’s sake. Take it easy, now. Ah ain’t mad atcha.”  
Derpy: *sniff* Y-You’re not?”  
Applejack: “Well, maybe a little. Look, sugarcube… do you think you could maybe cut back on muffin robberies? Like, say, just on weekends from nine AM to two PM?”  
Derpy: “I… I don’t know. I guess I could try.”  
Applejack: “That’s the spirit. You go on home now, y’hear?”  
Derpy: “Okay. Thank you, Sheriff. See you next weekend.”  
Applejack: “A-hem.”  
Derpy: “Huh?”  
Applejack: “Ain’tcha forgettin’ something?” (gestures to the bag of muffin loot)  
Derpy: “Oh, right, I did forget something.” (gives Applejack a kiss on the cheek)  
Applejack: “Ah meant the muffins.”  
Derpy: “Oops.” (drops the bag) “Bye-bye, Sheriff.”  
(watches Derpy fly away)  
Applejack: (blushes and grins) Good thing it ain’t a crime ta steal a sheriff’s heart. *sigh*”

How exactly are you planning on firing that gun, Applejack?

“Look at mah watch.”

RD is a known panty flasher by the look of it.

@Rhino  
Wut.

Yeah, well.  
Just sticking to given facts.

@Rhino  
Who says it’s a gang? Maybe the remoteness and lack of security just causes a lot of crime?

We’ve been through this already.  
No gangs out there!