@Itsthinking:
 
Actually that one has been done with these two when previews of the episode were released.But Shining was actually nice…damn,and is hard to find!

“This hot mare right here will do it any way you can think of, and a few you can’t. And I’m hitting that.”

eh, didn’t get it right. Close enough.

“Hey Ponies,  
My name is Shining Armor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day cowering in fear as Canterlot is attacked. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever defended anything? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than clopping to pictures on Facehoof.  
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I’m captain of the Royal Guard, and married to the demigoddess of love. What do you do, other than jack off to naked drawn Japanese people? I also got this barrier spell, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO magic). You are all shitty soldiers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.  
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch loving wife”

@Abridgenator
 
…how did you do that.

@TheAbridgenator  
“Sir, who’s Bubbles?”

@CottonTales “Ho shit, where did I put the cutout? Bubbles, find Applejack’s truck before I come down again!”

Trotsky Ever wonder why his eyes are always loopy? _@

@TheAbridgenator  
Guard: ‘Sir that is Cadance’

^  
High-ning Armor?

Dude, check out this Cardboard Cadance Cutout! If you smoke enough of the good shit it actually talks!