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On behalf of the Equestrian Government, I write to inform you that legal action will be taken against you regarding your “All You Can Eat for B5.99” offer. It is the solemn opinion of her Majesties Government that such an offer entails “all you can eat”, and does not suddenly void just because “Oh, sorry Princess but we’re completely out of chocolate-sprinkle, and pretty much every other flavour. We have to close down.”
Also, never, ever, serve Blueberry Jelly donuts again. It is nasty and vile… What…? No, I’m not making a jab at you, Luna. I’m just… Stop that! Give it back! …. As I was saying, no more Blueberry Jelly donuts. Furthermore, please be adviced that commenting on a lady’s appetite is not polite. Seriously, my flank isn’t that big! Stop snarking about it! I swear to me, if one more pony…! … Ahem, to sum up; see you in court.
On behalf of her Majesties Government,
Princess CelestiaChancellor What’s-His-Name”No-one writes me letters any more… :(
Sincerely
Celestia