[spoiler]“Wettin’ our panties yet? Boy do I have a feelin’ were gettin’ close. Yup. Gonna be super soaked city here real soon. Now then, which one of you bitches is the leader?” Rainbow asked. One of Rainbow’s girls pointed to a purple haired girl with lavender skin. Rainbow grinned and walked up to her. “Oh shit. You’re Twilight, right? I’m Rainbow. And I do NOT appreciate you for killing my girls. Also, when I sent my girls to kill your girls for killing my girls, you killed more my girls. Not cool, not fuckin’ cool. You have no fuckin’ idea how NOT cool that shit is, Twilight, but I think you’ll be up to speed shortly. Yeah…you are so going to regret crossing me in a few minutes. Yes, you are. You see, Twilight. Whatever you do, no matter fuckin’ what. You do not break Rainbow’s law. And Rainbow’s law is this, it’s very simple. So, even if you’re fuckin’ retarded. Which I know, you’re not; you’ll understand. You ready? Here it goes, because I’m saying this one fuckin’ time. So pay attention. Give me your shit, or I will kill you. You and your piss-ant friends work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me. That’s your fuckin’ job. Now, I know it’s a mighty big nasty shitty pill to swallow. But swallowing it, you will most certainly will. Hahaha, you ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But the word is out, Twilight. You’re not safe. Not even fuckin’ close. In fact, you’re fucked. Even more fucked if you don’t give me what I want. And what I want is half your shit. If that’s too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it’ll even out sooner or later. You’re the brains, so you’ll figure something out. This is your way of life now. The more you fight back, the harder its going to be. So next time, someone comes to your door? You better damn well let us in. We now own that fuckin’ door. You try to stop us, we’ll knock that shit down. You understand? What? No answer? You ALL didn’t think you were going to get through this without being punished did you? I don’t want to kill any of you, bitches. I actually takin’ a likin’ to you slutbags. I want you girls to work for me. You girls can’t do that if you’re fuckin’ dead. I’m not at some flower field, pickin’ flowers and shit. But, you killed my girls! A whole damn lot, too. More than I’m comfortable with. So, for that. You girls need to be punished. So, now. I’m going to beat the ever-living fuck outta one of you slutbag bitches with this. My best friend and my baby, I’m in love with. Meet my nailed bat, Soarin and lemme tell ya, He’s one sexy fucker. Named him after a guy I was kinda in loved with who fuckin’ broke Rainbow’s law. He broke my heart, I broke his face. Equivalent exchanged. So, now its up to see who gets to have the fuckin’ honor of Soarin kissin’ ya face n shit. Cheatin’ fucker. Hehehehe. The hard part is, I can’t fuckin decide. So we’ll play a game. A game I’m sure you all are familiar with. We’ll play, eenie meanie minie moe. You ready? Alright, here goes. No restarts. Enie. Meanie. Minie. Moe. Catch. A. Tiger. By. It’s toe. If. it. hollers. let it go. My mother. Told. Me. To. Pick. The. Very. Best. One. And. You. Are……….It. Anybody moves. Anybody says anything. Cut the other cowgirl’s eye out and feed it to the purple bitch. You blink. You scream. You can beg. You can cry. Hell, we’ll all be doin’ that. Swings Soarin[/Spoiler]
Why don’t you post that to the RP group? I think it’s cool.
[spoiler]“Wettin’ our panties yet? Boy do I have a feelin’ were gettin’ close. Yup. Gonna be super soaked city here real soon. Now then, which one of you bitches is the leader?” Rainbow asked. One of Rainbow’s girls pointed to a purple haired girl with lavender skin. Rainbow grinned and walked up to her. “Oh shit. You’re Twilight, right? I’m Rainbow. And I do NOT appreciate you for killing my girls. Also, when I sent my girls to kill your girls for killing my girls, you killed more my girls. Not cool, not fuckin’ cool. You have no fuckin’ idea how NOT cool that shit is, Twilight, but I think you’ll be up to speed shortly. Yeah…you are so going to regret crossing me in a few minutes. Yes, you are. You see, Twilight. Whatever you do, no matter fuckin’ what. You do not break Rainbow’s law. And Rainbow’s law is this, it’s very simple. So, even if you’re fuckin’ retarded. Which I know, you’re not; you’ll understand. You ready? Here it goes, because I’m saying this one fuckin’ time. So pay attention. Give me your shit, or I will kill you. You and your piss-ant friends work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me. That’s your fuckin’ job. Now, I know it’s a mighty big nasty shitty pill to swallow. But swallowing it, you will most certainly will. Hahaha, you ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But the word is out, Twilight. You’re not safe. Not even fuckin’ close. In fact, you’re fucked. Even more fucked if you don’t give me what I want. And what I want is half your shit. If that’s too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it’ll even out sooner or later. You’re the brains, so you’ll figure something out. This is your way of life now. The more you fight back, the harder its going to be. So next time, someone comes to your door? You better damn well let us in. We now own that fuckin’ door. You try to stop us, we’ll knock that shit down. You understand? What? No answer? You ALL didn’t think you were going to get through this without being punished did you? I don’t want to kill any of you, bitches. I actually takin’ a likin’ to you slutbags. I want you girls to work for me. You girls can’t do that if you’re fuckin’ dead. I’m not at some flower field, pickin’ flowers and shit. But, you killed my girls! A whole damn lot, too. More than I’m comfortable with. So, for that. You girls need to be punished. So, now. I’m going to beat the ever-living fuck outta one of you slutbag bitches with this. My best friend and my baby, I’m in love with. Meet my nailed bat, Soarin and lemme tell ya, He’s one sexy fucker. Named him after a guy I was kinda in loved with who fuckin’ broke Rainbow’s law. He broke my heart, I broke his face. Equivalent exchanged. So, now its up to see who gets to have the fuckin’ honor of Soarin kissin’ ya face n shit. Cheatin’ fucker. Hehehehe. The hard part is, I can’t fuckin decide. So we’ll play a game. A game I’m sure you all are familiar with. We’ll play, eenie meanie minie moe. You ready? Alright, here goes. No restarts. Enie. Meanie. Minie. Moe. Catch. A. Tiger. By. It’s toe. If. it. hollers. let it go. My mother. Told. Me. To. Pick. The. Very. Best. One. And. You. Are……….It. Anybody moves. Anybody says anything. Cut the other cowgirl’s eye out and feed it to the purple bitch. You blink. You scream. You can beg. You can cry. Hell, we’ll all be doin’ that. Swings Soarin[/Spoiler]
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Ah, I forgot there was a semi-grimdark tag. Thanks for the fix.
Original picture wasn’t marked as grimdark so it’s questionable or semi-grimdark
Never going to be able to unhear that xD
Takin’ it like a champ, in ten seconds flat!
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