This can never end well.

>Applejack smiled serenely as the waitress took her order. She knew her connections with royalty meant that she did not need to maintain the facade, but the thrill in flaunting their prize to the powerless public was just too delicious.  
>”Wah dontcha be a good colt an’ scoot along over here…” she says as she gestures with a hoof.  
“I dont like this miss Dash, when you said you were going to take me to Manehattan, I though you were just going to take me to the park.”  
>Applejack ignores the miniature human’s protests as she idly strokes his head. She knew that her partner in crime could barely contain herself given that silly grin, but she was different, she knew by experience that delaying her pleasure for as long as possible made it all the better.  
>”Wussat shoogger cube? Ya wanna sleep over with yer big sisters Apple and Rainbow?”  
“But m-mom said I shouldn’t sleep with…”  
>”Now now Anon, there’s nothing wrong with sleeping with your sisters.” She gives rainbow dash the briefest of winks before continuing “I can guarantee that its ok, its an apple familiy tradition after all”  
“I-I want to go home…”  
>”Stop being such a killjoy Anon” The cyan pegasus interrupts “we just got here! Now why dont you have a little more of this soda? This is going to be a long day little guy, and you’re going to need all the help you can get to stay hydrated”  
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