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So here’s a custom card I made.
 
10 points to the first one to print this out in standard MTG card size.

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Phil Srobeighn
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@FanOfMostEverything  
As I left for work after posting it, I thought, “I didn’t put a P/T on it. Oh well, I doubt anyone will notice.” Yeah, 1/1 still, though I was toying after the previous thought with 0/1, but I want to keep it as close as possible to the original and want the haste to have more meaning than the Fetter.
 
@Kryptchild  
A wonderful reason to avoid it. Please inform Wizards. I would much rather have more ability manipulation in white than yet another Pacifism or Oblivion Ring.
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@Kryptchild  
No, I have no complaints about your card mechanically, stick an Azorius watermark on it and it’d be perfectly printable in every way (though I can’t help but wonder if going the Faith’s Fetters route on the second ability might be more white and closer to the original).
 
I’m talking flavor, wanting a Sweetie Belle so red she burns juice, but lamnenting that red is even more off the mark on making the second ability stick, as white can probably get away with anything G/U can if you shout “Bant” loud enough, but red needs blue to do stuff like this and wonder why we’re here.
 
In the end, the closest thing I can come up with would be:
 
Sweetie Belle  
1WR
 
Legendary Enchantment Creature - Unicorn  
Mythic Rare
 
Haste
 
WW T: Target creature’s activated abilities can’t be activated unless they’re mana abilities for as long as Sweetie Belle remains on the battlefield.
 
2RR: Sweetie Belle deals 1 damage to each player. Players dealt damage this way sacrifice a land.
 
“I didn’t know you could burn juice”  
–Rarity
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@Phil Srobeighn  
Ability countering is a U/W thing with Stifle and Azorius Guildmage (and I guess red if you count target changing).  
The only way to make it pure white is to make it a Silence on a stick, which is WAY too powerful. Using Detain is also out because it requires a reminder text that’s so long it limits space for other abilities.
 
We’re already talking about an extremely over powered fan card, so I figure I’m aloud to bend some of the core design rules.
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@Kryptchild  
Heh… “CMC”
 
That’s about as close as it gets without changing color identity. Still, I think a lot could be said for a red Sweetie Belle, though the land destruction would either have to be single-opponent (and more expensive) or include the owner, and we still don’t get a slice of the color pie that removes/counters abilities (G/U).
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@Background Human  
As far as balance goes, there’s a way to do that.. unfortunately not without changing the cards rarity to at least mythic considering the versatility and cmc (get it? :D)
 
For haste and the first ability, we need look no further than Azorious Guildmage. It’s got a negation ability that can technically be used whenever because it doesn’t have a tap cost.  
For the second ability, we’ll have to go a LITTLE off white flavor wise, but it’ll still work technically speaking.
 
Fixed Text
 
Sweetie Bell  
CmC: (W)(2)
 
Legendary enchantment creature - Unicorn  
Mythic Rare
 
Flash  
(W)(W): Counter target activated ability (mana abilities can’t be targeted).  
Sacrifice Sweetie Bell: Each player sacrifices two lands.
 
1/2
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  • Okay, haste isn’t white–unless you pay through the nose for it. I get that. What if she had “skillhaste” instead? (This creature’s activated abilities can be activated as though it had haste.) It would work with her tap ability, and the one card that does it right now is an artifact, so it doesn’t look like a color issue.  
  • “Target creature loses all abilities” isn’t typically done in isolation, because of the way it messes with CDAs for power and toughness, and setting the target’s base P/T doesn’t seem to fit the apparent flavor of this ability. (I’m going with the idea that she’s restraining the target by hugging them.) I’d recommend “Target creature’s activated abilities can’t be activated” or something in that ballpark, maybe even have her detain them for extra flavor points.  
  • That third ability… wew lad. Assuming it can be salvaged at all, making it non-repeatable means you’re gonna have to tack on a “CARDNAME commits seppuku” cost or something, and the only way to make it work on a white card is by giving it a very nonwhite activation cost. You could actually make a cycle out of it: monocolored creatures whose activated abilities cost both enemy colors of mana. Similar to the cards from Apocalypse, but more explicitly about wedges than enemy pairs.  
  • As for all the other stuff that’s been brought up in this thread, I’m a rules guy, not a balance guy, so… (shrug)
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To be entirely fair guys White actually has a pretty decent list of land destruction cards. Though they’re pretty much exclusively board wipes (Armageddon, Cataclysm, Cleansing, Ravages of War, Numot, etc). It’s almost better than red if you don’t mind eating your own lands too.
 
That being said… this cards still a hot mess of word, flavor, and balance issues.
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none of those abilities would be on a white card and they’re worded badly. I’m also supposed to believe this is a non-legendary three mana common. Guess I’m putting four of these broke-ass cards in my white enchantment deck.
Phil Srobeighn
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Also: she should be mythic and cost at least one colored mana more, and naybe add a “until CARDNAME leaves play” to ability 2.
 
But the most important thing is: how is this Sweetie Belle? Why does Sweetie Belle destroy land, drain life, remove abilities? Why does her flavor text talk about her happiness when she is so very destructive? Why not make a happy Sweetie Belle in flavor AND mechanic?
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I think I’ll just tag onto @FanOfMostEverything too.
 
  1. Is correct.  
  2. Because she isn’t from Theros, but…  
  3. …if she’s just an enchantment to be magical, just make her a unicorn.  
  4. Or land destruction! She might have a white coat, but she’s red.  
  5. Yep  
  6. Second ability should be “T: Target creature loses all abilities.” I think it can be just that, though, see Humility  
  7. Make it black and have it be every player?
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There are non-God enchantment creatures that don’t have bestow. Nyx-Fleece Ram, for example.
 
Also, Sweetie Belle is consistently the most cautious of the Crusaders. I realize that’s like saying she’s the least volatile firework, but she’s still on the bottom of the list.
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Wow. Wow. Let’s break this down:
  1. Creature has a proper name and isn’t legendary.
  2. Why is Sweetie a constellation?
  3. Why isn’t she a Unicorn?
  4. White doesn’t get haste.
  5. Missing colons on the activated abilities.
  6. That second ability is so badly formatted, I’m not even sure what you mean. However, you definitely forgot the “until end of turn” clause.
  7. “Each other player loses 1 life and sacrifices a land.” Not white by any stretch of the imagination, and certainly not something that should go on a repeatable activated ability.
 
I am only guessing here but;  
2. She isn’t as much enchanting the creature, as much as she has attached herself to it via hugs.  
Although having a small pony attached to your leg would probably cancel haste rather than bestow it. :)  
Then again, she technically isn’t a constellation as she does not have bestow. ¯*(ツ)*/¯  
4. I cannot imagine any of the CMC not having haste. They are rather hyperactive kids, with a tendency to jump head first into things. so
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Wow. Wow. Let’s break this down:
 
  1. Creature has a proper name and isn’t legendary.  
  2. Why is Sweetie a constellation?  
  3. Why isn’t she a Unicorn?  
  4. White doesn’t get haste.  
  5. Missing colons on the activated abilities.  
  6. That second ability is so badly formatted, I’m not even sure what you mean. However, you definitely forgot the “until end of turn” clause.  
  7. “Each other player loses 1 life and sacrifices a land.” Not white by any stretch of the imagination, and certainly not something that should go on a repeatable activated ability.