*(Special thanks to pheeph for letting me parody this short story)
Applejack, that’s not how you do a proper kiss greeting!!
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO HER ON THE CHEEEKKK!!!
!(SIIIIIGGHH) Next time, Rarity, maybe you should inform and teach your friends about foreign etiquette manners before they accidentally get the wrong idea or mess up their first impressions; this is how countries get into wars with each other, okay?)
As if spit handshakes with partners are any better…
Real-life aftermath
I’ll leave this link here.
Stop encouraging oral rape!!
right on!
It won’t be funny anymore once she’s put in jail as a molester