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>”Grrr~ Are you here to pillage my hoard, young man?”
‘N-no, the uh, townsponies asked me to ask you to maybe not..burn so many of them alive.’
>”And they sent such an adorable little errand boy.”
>”Are you sure they’re so upset about a little… sunburn?”
awkward pause “…so they would like to ask you not to demand, ah, virgins”
>”I should invite your uncle Trogdor to visit. Then they’d really have something to complain about.”
“so, about those virgins”
>”pfft. As if I were interested in inexperienced lovers. Also, I happen to know that the only virgins left in Ponyville are Scootaloo and the Cakes’ twins.”
“…uh, and wanted to know whether there was any other form of tribute you asked for”
>”Cake.”
“…how mu-
””>”All the cake. And such other baked goods as I should have a craving for.”
“I’ll relay that-
>”One other thing.”
“Yes?”
>”Does this hoard make my butt look big?”
Anon: O_OU
YOu can’t get a boss soul from her. Most you could do is hack off her tail to get a weapon. Otherwise, there’s nothing some mere undead like you could do to her
hack at legs
free boss soul
happy undead