@Antonyourknee  
I to this day still don’t know if I love or hate that quest.

@Pagan  

 
 
“While Sunset Sarsaparilla is perfectly safe, a recent independent study - whose validity is currently being challenged - revealed the following.  
Excessive ingestion of Sarsaparilla can lead to deleterious effects including, but not limited to: kidney damage, nausea, digital numbness, anxiety, loss of visual acuity, dizziness, occasional nosebleeds, joint inflammation, tooth decay, sore throat, bronchitis, organ rupture and halitosis. Note that you’d have to drink a heap of Sunset Sarsaparilla to match the quantities used in the study. How much, you ask?  
A lot. A whole helluva lot. In fact, you’d have to get full as a tick on Sunset Sarsaparilla to even come close.  
Anyway, thanks for stopping by, partner! And keep drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla”

Drink about 30 of em’ and maybe you’ll get a blue star bottle cap.

 
“Some pony say sarsaparilla?”