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Alushy: Your turn, pony girl.
Derpy: Yes, ma’am.
Alushy: What are you waiting for? Do it!
Derpy: She is already, five…no, six hundred meters away.
Alushy: Imagine the third eye. On the forehead, aim from there. If you shoot like a pony, then you’re going to miss like a pony.
Derpy: But ma’am…
Alushy: Aim right for her heart. Don’t worry. You’ll put the bullet right through her.
Derpy: But it’s so dark, and I don’t have a scope.
Alushy: That’s a pony complaint. Now, it’s time to make the shot like a proper vampire!
Derpy: Yes, ma’am.
Alushy: What are you waiting for? Do it!
Derpy: She is already, five…no, six hundred meters away.
Alushy: Imagine the third eye. On the forehead, aim from there. If you shoot like a pony, then you’re going to miss like a pony.
Derpy: But ma’am…
Alushy: Aim right for her heart. Don’t worry. You’ll put the bullet right through her.
Derpy: But it’s so dark, and I don’t have a scope.
Alushy: That’s a pony complaint. Now, it’s time to make the shot like a proper vampire!
What can I say? I couldn’t resist after ObliviaTheChangeling started it.
THERE! I TOOK THE F||yay!||ING SHOT! SHE’S DEAD! THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Oh, you are just a treat.
I get it, I’m lining up the…
Going to miss it. Going to miss it.
Just be quiet and…
Hey pony girl! Hey! Hey pony girl!
BANG