The original idea behind this one was rather simple, and quite thematic consider the movie. It was going to be very similar to what you see here, but I was going to draw the shark with my non-drawing hand, so it would look fitting with how terrible it looks in the movie. In the end, I decided I wasn’t going to be as lazy as the jagoffs that did this atrocity, so I decided to make the shark cardboard and hang it from a crane, which is already more than what the filmmakers (if we can call them that) did for this piece of shit. The rest is business as usual, with Movie Slate enjoying an apple as she prepares to make a Shark Movie herself. Also, you know why she’s eating an apple? Because one of the sound effects used for the shark bites, is an apple being bitten. Not even a joke.
 
Where do I start on “_Jurassic Shark? It’s so bad it managed to knock down “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” from the Bottom #1 spot on the IMDB, for a couple of months. That’s how bad it is. Even judging it from a Shark Movie standard, the movie is still a pile of rubbish. The acting is appalling. The characters are all unlikable or have the humanity of a glass of water. The setting is atrocious, where it’s meant to be an island but it’s blatantly shot next to a river bank. And the effects look like they were made with an unfinished version of Adobe After Effects using a computer that was on its last legs. There’s nothing fun or enjoyable about this needlessly padded, impenetrable void of joy and entertainment.
 
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life, and considering how much I lowered my standards to talk about these Shark Movies, that’s saying something. I rate it: