@Something About Octavia
 
i mean I have privacy, until my mother decides she wants to go on a house cleaning spree, i mean with my things they usually stay out of my business because 1: my parents do not understand the brony fandom, 2: I’m in college, and i don’t need stress from a ‘talk’ and 3: when you have a girlfriend, and you spend every weekend down in the basement with her cuddling and getting adventurous, they don’t want to bring up anything on account of if i tell her something they said, it was ruin a lot of things. But that girl is my ex now and such, and being in college, focusing on my career over women, i want something to cuddle with in the evenings when i am finished with my research. but a 1000$ purchase and a random life size plushie appearing out of nowhere, will not really just ‘slide by’ while at my residence XD so sadly, i have to settle with cuddling a featureless body pillow with no image on it. As well as being an aspiring Quantum Physicist, and how my personality is, I’ll likely never end up marrying because I will be in my lab all day and night trying to find out what I am wishing to find. At least evidence to it. and thus, life is life, and it may not be grand, but it will be one hell of a ride once i begin living it to the full in my career

@Ace_of_hearts  
Oh, don’t worry, same here! That’s why I keep her hidden when there’s no privacy to be had.

@Ace_of_hearts  
the plushie, not the hoofrub, gg

The moment i want one, but… if i did get one… my friends would shame me, and laugh at me, parents will unown me, and i will be forever ashamed of myself. Dilemmas

@Background Pony #0A66  
Well, I’m sure pony hooves are softer, they don’t seem to strictly obey horse rules, haha.

@Something About Octavia  
A hoofrub sounds like a painful thing to experience.
 
Have you even felt a hoof before they are not soft?

@Nittany Discord  
“And give me a hoofrub while you’re at it!”

“I want you…to get in bed with me.”