What would their names be ponified? I like Paul McColtney, and Ringo can keep his, but John and George? George could be George Marrison, but that’s clearly stupid…
Better idea for the names:
Ringo:Keep, but have birth name be ‘Roman Styrkey’, puns on the Rome and Styre types of apples, since ‘Ringo’ is Japanese for ‘Apple’.
Paul:Apollo, as in ‘Apollo C. Vermouth’, the pseudonym he used when he produced ‘I’m the Urban Spaceman’.
John:Peace Dreamer, because that’s exactly what he was.
George:…I dunno. Something to do with India. Sorry, I always seem to stick when I get to George.
Ringo:Keep, but have birth name be ‘Roman Styrkey’, puns on the Rome and Styre types of apples, since ‘Ringo’ is Japanese for ‘Apple’.
Paul:Apollo, as in ‘Apollo C. Vermouth’, the pseudonym he used when he produced ‘I’m the Urban Spaceman’.
John:Peace Dreamer, because that’s exactly what he was.
George:…I dunno. Something to do with India. Sorry, I always seem to stick when I get to George.