Prism: Mooooom? Can we go flying todaaaaay? Pleaaaaase. I really wanna–
Rainbow: sleeping on the floor
Prism: notices Rainbow and runs to Soarin Dad! Dad! Mommy’s on the floor! Is she okay?
Soarin: W-what??? runs to the living room and stops next to Rainbow
Prism: Well?
Soarin: chuckles She’s fine, bud. Just sleeping. Must’ve conked out while reading. C’mon let’s leave her alone.
Prism: Aw but I really wanted to try flying today…
Soarin: Why didn’t you ask me? I’m a pretty good flier too y’know. whispers Don’t tell your mom I said this, but I was a Wonderbolt before she was.
Prism: Yeaaaah but she’s a better flier.
Soarin: Hah, you tell it like it is don’tcha? chuckles Well you’re not wrong. Your mom is pretty awesome, huh?
Prism: Mmhm!
Soarin: Well, even if she was awake, she probably wouldn’t be able to take you flying. She won’t be able to take you flying for a while.
Prism: How come?
Soarin: Well um… you see….. uhhh
Prism: What is it?
Soarin: How do I put this? Well…… you know how you’ve always wanted a baby brother or sister?
Prism: Yeah!
Soarin: Well, they’re in Mommy’s tummy right now and–
Prism: WWWWWWWWWHAT??? Is that why she’s so fat??? How’d it get here???
Soarin: Ooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……………… dammit
Prism: gasps SHE ATE IT! runs back to Rainbow
Soarin: W-wait! P-Prism!
Prism: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH jumps on Rainbow’s face
Rainbow: AH what the– PRISM! GET OFF!
Prism: LET IT GO YOU MONSTER!
Rainbow: Wha– SOARIN!
Soarin: Hiiiiiii, honeeeeeey peeks into the room
Rainbow: Get your son away from me!
Soarin: C’mere, buddy. Let’s leave Mom alone… picks up Prism
Prism: nnnnnnnnNNNO! SHE’S A DIRTY, ROTTEN BABY EATER!
Rainbow: Wha………………….. realizes what Prism means and gives Soarin a deadpan look
Soarin: mouths “sorry”
Prism: struggles out of Soarin’s hold and grabs Rainbow’s leg LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!
Rainbow: Ugh Prism! I didn’t eat the baby shakes her leg
Prism: LIAR!
Rainbow: facehooves Soarin! Get him off please
Soarin: C’mon little dude lightly tugs Prism
Rainbow: You’re not even trying!!!
Soarin: He’s pretty strong.
Rainbow: HE’S FIVE!
Soarin: I don’t wanna hurt him.
Rainbow: Oh my god I live with idiots.
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Artist:
And this kept happening for hours until Prism got too tired
I can see Soarin being a very gentle parent and always in constant fear of hurting his lil’ babies even though they could totally handle a little roughhousing. Rainbow Dash doesn’t find this very helpful in many situations (especially with how rambunctious Prism is)
Directed by: Hideo Kojima