[Klaxons blaring]
 
Jokershy: looking at the monitor and sees a red polka dot on the map approaching the abandoned hospital in Manehattan “Oh good! The missiles are headed Here! Now I’ll have to start all over again! Thanks for wrecking everything, Star. See ya ‘round.
 
Starlight Glimmer: grabs Jokershy’s foreleg “Hold it!”
 
Jokershy: “Oh wise up, Glimmy. GAME’S OVER!”
 
Starlight: “I’m taking you in!”
 
Jokershy: while laughing “Right!” beats up Starlight, removes Starlight’s hoof from her own and throws Starlight at a breaking table “You losing your lead, Glimmer. I know every trick Twilight Sparkle and her followers had up their sleeves against Nightmare Moon.”
 
Starlight: laying on the floor “Maybe. But you don’t know anything about me.”
 
Jokershy: “You? What’s to know about that? You’re a punk! A rank amateur! A costumed unicorn mare taking advice from a pegasus stallion!” curls her wings into fists “Still if it’s a fight you’re a wantin’!”
 
Starlight: gets up and teleports next to the exit
 
Jokershy: “That’s right, better to run away and save yourself! It’s about your speed.”
 
Starlight: closes the doors and breaks the lever (for a new kind of strategy against Jokershy) sealing them shut for good “Let’s dance, Bimbo!”
 
Starlight Glimmer and Jokershy start fighting but Joker is winning the hoof fight
 
Starlight: away from Jokershy “She’s tough. Any suggestions, Princess?”
 
Twilight Sparkle: (through Starlight’s suit communications system) “Jokershy’s veining likes to talk. She’ll try to distract you but don’t listen. Block it out and power on through.”
 
Starlight: has an idea “Wait. I like to talk, too.” evades Jokershy’s blows
 
Jokershy: hit in the gut by Starlight “What are you doing?”
 
Starlight: answers Jokershy’s question “Fighting dirty.”
 
Jokershy: “Twilight and her friends would never…” gets bucked in the gut again
 
Starlight: “Told you you didn’t a thing about me.” shoves Jokershy back
 
Jokershy: “Funny gal!” runs full speed at Starlight
 
Starlight: “Can’t call you the same.” teleports out of the way
 
Jokershy: her hooves land on an unbroken table “Impudent dweeb! Who do you think you’re talking to?”
 
Starlight: teleports behind her opponent “Not a Coltnadian, I’ll tell you that.”
 
Jokershy: pulls out an uzi “SHUT YOUR MUZZLE!” fires at Starlight but misses due to Starlight teleporting to the ceiling supports
 
Starlight: “Twilight and her friends never encountered you much, did they? That’s probably why you were so fixated on the Royal Family!” throws a shuriken that knocks the uzi out of Jokershy’s wings
 
Jokershy: ruffling her wings “Don’t play Psychologist with me, Glim Glam!”
 
Starlight: “Oh I don’t need a doctor’s degree to figure you out.” throws another shuriken at the circuit breaker disabling the lights in the process
 
Jokershy: looks out the window and sees the missiles coming straight at the hospital and gets spooked
 
Starlight: (offscreen) “The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the Princess of Friendship.”
 
Jokershy: starting to get mad “I’m not hearing this!”
 
Starlight: (offscreen) “Get a clue, Clown Girl! She’s got a short sense of humor! She wouldn’t know a good size joke about Spike if it bit her in the tail! Not that you ever had a good size joke.”
 
Jokershy: “Shut up!” runs to the exit “SHUT UP!” tries to pry the doors open but is no avail
 
Starlight: (offscreen) “I mean, joy buzzers? squirting flowers? Lame! Where’s the A material? Make a face, drop your coat, something!”
 
Jokershy: agitated by Starlight’s words “Show yourself!”
 
Starlight: (offscreen) “You make me laugh. But only because I think you’re kind of pathetic.” starts laughing
 
Jokershy: growing more agitated “Stop that!”
 
Starlight: (offscreen) laughing “So you fell in a tank of toxic waste, got your coat bleached and decided to become a super-villain. What? You couldn’t get the work as a rodeo clown?” continues laughing
 
Jokershy: picks up two grenades in anger “Don’t you dare laugh at me!”
 
Starlight: (offscreen) still laughing “What? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Mare-Do-Well laugh!” laughs even harder
 
Jokershy: (enraged) “YOU’RE NOT MARE-DO-WELL!” throws one grenade at the ceiling supports where Starlight is because Jokershy has had enough
 
Starlight: gets knocked of the supports and lands on the floor where she uses a piece of debris to pull herself up
 
Jokershy: pulls the pin and throws her other grenade at Starlight hurling her across the room
 
Starlight: moaning
 
Jokershy: pins starlight down with a table, pulls off Starlight’s mask and laughs herself “Come on, Glimmer! Laugh it up now! You miserable little punk, LAUGH!”
 
Starlight: gasping for air
 
Jokershy: leans in closer “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
 
Starlight: “Ha! Ha! Ha!” elecrocutes Jokershy, destroying the microchip and reverting Jokershy back into Fluttershy
 
[Missiles incoming]
 
Fluttershy: falls down moaning
 
Starlight: puts her mask back on, lifts the table off from on top of her and inspects Fluttershy’s body
 
Fluttershy: looks at Starlight by opening her eyes
 
Starlight: “Easy, Fluttershy. I got you.” picks up Fluttershy and teleports to the doors
 
The missiles outside are still making their approach
 
Winona: paws at the doors and barks for Starlight to open them
 
Starlight: carrying Fluttershy on her back “Way ahead of you, mutt!” blows up the doors with one of Jokershy’s grenades allowing the trio to escape the building and get outside to safety
 
The missiles are about to hit the hospital
 
To be continued

nice mare-do-well outfit!

Oh hey Starlight is wearing Sweetie’s costume I see :p

Now jump.

While Spike and Big mac are playing d&d… Starlight was a level beyond. Doing LARP.

Twilight! I heard you were trying to teach Rainbow a lesson and I found this old costume—