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Twilight: “There was barely a kitchen left the last time you tried to make toast!”
Luna: “Sooo… Take out or do we wait for someone to come back who can actually cook?”
Twilight: “…Take out.”
Luna: “Sooo… Take out or do we wait for someone to come back who can actually cook?”
Twilight: “…Take out.”
Uhggh… That universe. Where Applejack is a racist hick who once considered lynching Pinkie Pie in order to maintain a secret that should have been completely impossible to keep, every Earth Pony in the world is part of some grand conspiracy, and Celestia is so fucking repressed that she apparently beats herself over having sexual fantasies.
No thanks.
Edited
I call it sushi.
Depends on whether or not you want your dinner to keep trying to crawl off your plate…
Plus he can help with the cooking!
>>1001328t (merged)
Ah, yes, I read that one. Forgot about that bit somehow.
You wouldn’t exactly be wrong…
The aptly named Princesses Can’t Cook. Note that it’s set in an alternate universe where, among other things, Celestia and Luna became alicorns rather than being born that way.
What fic was that?
your current filter.“Looks good to me!”
Spike: “You think, after living almost all my life with one crazy nerd mare, that I’d stick around to handle TWO of them??? Tartarus to that! I’m hanging with Big Mac as much as I can!”