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Background Pony #5A60
@Background Pony #CE97
How Omega affects the minds of other ponies:
  • Omega-Fluttershy: That’s weird. I have a sudden urge to conquer the Universe. Which is odd for me because, well that would be really mean. I think I’ll feed the animals instead. (Omega leaves in disgust)
  • Omega-Pinkie Pie: What?! What am I doing in this goofball? (Inside Pinkie’s head is a never-ending party, and Omega gets the heck out of dodge.)
  • Omega: Yes, your mind now belongs to me, Twilight. With your power I shall exact my diabolical– (gets trapped in a cage) What?! NO!
    Twilight: Aha! You fell for my trap! Now I can finally study how you function!
    Omega: Let me out!
    Twilight: And miss out on this amazing discovery? Not a chance!
    Omega: If you attempt to hold me against my will, I shall remove your eyes in your tiny skull, and replace them with baseballs with similar eyes drawn on them!
    Mental Celestia: Is there a problem, Twilight?
    Twilight: Nothing to worry about, Princess. I can handle it.
    Mental Celestia: I know you can. I have utmost faith in you.
    Twilight: Thank you, Princess. You’re the best teacher I could ever ask for.
    Omega: And I thought Simmons was a brown-noser.
Background Pony #CE97
[In a ‘what if’ scenario where Omega in inside the minds of some of the Mane Cast]
(POP!)
Omega: Now where am I?
Rarity: Fillies and Gentlecolts! Presenting the one. The only… RARITY! (an unseen crowd is cheering) Yes, thank you.
Omega: Oh, no…
Rarity: Well, hello there! Welcome to my fabulous head!
Omega: Do not. EVER. Call it that again!
Rarity: At least the fashionable ponies have the decency to call this place “The Diamond”.
Omega: Then my first order of business will be murdering the ‘fashionable ponies’.
(Meanwhile, on the outside…)
Omega-Rarity: Prepare for the most humiliating makeover! I’ll teach you to call me a drama queen! (Gets hit by frying pan courtesy of Pinkie Pie) OW! The back of my head!
ObliviaTheChangeling
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Lurking Changeling
Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine.  
I had a little stretch of land along the sea behind.  
But times were tough and though I tried, the money wasn’t there.  
Then the bankers came and took my land and told be “fair is fair”.  
I looked for any kind of job, the answer always “no”.  
“Hire you now?” they’d always laugh, “we just let twenty go! Haha!”  
The government, they promised me a measly little sum.  
But I got too much pride to end up just another bum.  
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?  
I’m gonna be a pirate! On the river Seskatchewan!