@Tragiclady
 
“let’s see, where should I file these books on enslavement and mind control spells. I know, I’ll put them right next to the self help section for recovering villains!”

Seriously, though, does no one who reads Berserker know what satire is? <3<

@marconde  
What are you talking about?

@TexasUberAlles  
I assumed Rainbow didn’t get hers a year ago simply because the blanket, or rather, mattress of snow was part of the plan, and she couldn’t commit involuntary with a giant snowball because it wasn’t a big ball of Dip. X3

@Nightweaver20xx  
That’s what royal pardons and diplomatic immunity are for!

If you really want to get down to it, almost all of the main cast should be thrown in prison for various crimes across the seasons.

@Pinkbeardedpony  
American law has nothing to do with anything; Rainbow Dash nearly destroyed the Weather Factory in Cloudsdale, and there’s a bit more than “malicious mischief” involved in potentially wrecking the climate of an entire nation and possibly causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands through unplanned inclement weather (in a place where that essentially never happens and thus nopony is prepared for it) and starvation due to the associated disruption of agriculture.

@Pinkbeardedpony  
Indirectly, obviously.

@TexasUberAlles (A) + @Fwelin (B)  

A: Can you specify what actions and/or events you are referring to in your first statement? As for your second statement, there is no analogous criminal sanction in American law relating to altering or “destroying” the weather. There is no common law precedent about the degree of “moral turpitude” involved in such an act, and likewise no agreement what type of punishment is warranted for actors committing the same.
 
B: Dash would be guilty of malicious mischief, which is a felony in some jurisdictions, but pales in comparison to anything that Glimmer has done (burglary, attempted murder, false imprisonment, kidnapping, and potentially others). As for remorse, that is only a mitigating factor for the trier of fact to consider when determining the guilty party’s punishment. For the record, I was not convinced by Glimmer’s “apology” after she decided not to lock all dimensions of Equestria into various doomsday scenarios.

@Pinkbeardedpony  
Considering Rainbow got literally zero punishment for badly damaging the weather factory (and she wasn’t even visibly remorseful, unlike Starlight), it’s evident that Equestria doesn’t work that way.

@Pinkbeardedpony  
That would set a somewhat problematic precedent, given how often Friendship Horse and her pals have nearly destroyed Ponyville. And, y’know, the weather.

Oh how I wish this exchange was put into the actual show. Some simple recognition that Starlight’s actions were felonious under Equestrian law and that she was receiving some sort of punishment for what she did. d=(´▽｀)=b

Twilight: [annoyed horse noises]

So, that’s why SG was so nervous and irrational in this episode. TS messed up yet again.

Twilight is a much harsher teacher than Celestia.

Or instead you can teach her powerful shield spells and destructive magic, and forget to check if shes doing her friendship lessons. That works too.

Starlight’s dialogue here reminds me a lot more of Gilda than of SG.

Eh, pony berseker quality on comics is going down, maybe he has no creative ideas anymore? Eh.

@FanOfMostEverything  
Spider dungeon is the best dungeon.

BANISH HER

@JP  
Pretty sure we saw those dungeons during “Every Little Thing She Does,” actually.

Fukin pls, Starlight can kick Twi’s ass easily

Canterlot dungeons? You mean Twilight does not have her own dungeon system now? Lame.

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that Twilight gonna have to choke a bitch if Twilight don’t get her way.  
Yours truly, Princess Starlight Glimmer

Does Twilight need to smack a pony?