@Meanlucario  
Moving on.

@Background Pony #F03F  
Neither do I. I honestly don’t care if people hook up or not, since not everyone needs to have a lover to be happy. It was honestly the way you phased your comment that made it hard not to respond to.

@Meanlucario  
I don’t get how decades ago, being a virgin was supposed to be a “good” thing, and now today if you’re over the age of 21 and a virgin, you’re pretty much a loser in society.

@Background Pony #F03F  
There are two other holes, so just use those.

@Meanlucario  
Not taking that chance. (plus, I’m super uncomfortable around others)

@Background Pony #F03F  
Or hook up and not have kids.

And this is why I choose to remain single.

Not even royalties are exceptions!

You forgot the armpit stubble and sweat stains.

Sees the bottle on the floor and pops it into Flurry Heart’s mouth.
 
Crying stops.
 
Cadance: “!? She stopped?”
 
“Of course. She dropped her bottle and just wanted it back.”
 
Cadance: “C-can you watch her for a while please?”
 
“But I’m not the father…”
 
Cadance: “Aw, come on. Please?”
 
“Well…”
 
Cadance: “Tell you what… You watch the baby for me and later I’ll cook you your favorite meal. Deal?”
 
“… …Alright, deal.”
 
Cadance: “Thank you sweetie. You’re a lifesaver. Mwah!” Kisses me on the cheek.
 
Meanwhile elsewhere…
 
Shining Armor: “…..” (…Why do I suddenly get the feeling that I’m not getting dinner and that I’m sleeping on the couch tonight?)

@RascalPascal
 
Shining Armor escaped to his Tabletop Games, I think.

…..I don’t even want to ask…

So where’s Shining ? At work ?
 
…he’s not dead right ?

Poor parenting skills, Cadance.

““What’s that, you say? This blanket is a priceless heirloom hand-sewn by your Aunt Celestia and it can’t be washed ever? Well, I just used it as a baby wipe.[](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_PJZOlaX5Ew)

@Animegx43
 
Everyone knows that the first part of parenthood is cursing the day you thought to have kid(s) while caring for them.

The portrait of the couple on the wall is too cute.
 
@Background Pony #A0C7  

 
Shining: says the chocolate girl, broken up and swallowed and wrapped in bits of silver.

“I’d rather have Sombra attacking on a weekly basis then this…”

Chrysalis: Oh, your purse is full of explosive diarrhea covered diapers? Mine is full of disposable income.

She should have swallowed

At least she isn’t causing citywide devastation.

A little too real for my tastes.

Well, they look alright, it’s more that the thumb is on the wrong side.

@Jerkface  
As someone who use to draw…hands fucking suck.

@Background Pony #43D9  
Bluse seems to have a problem drawing hands.