so like bfg division by Mick Gordon?

@I Was Never Here
 
Thank you. That newspaper is pretty funny! Also tavi always reads a different newspaper every time she is shown with one, last time she was reading the, “Manehattan Times.”

It’s all about that Bass.

@JP  
Let me see what I can do for you, fam. I can at least make out one of them for you.
 
“How To FAIL, USING LOTS OF MONEY”
 
“First you start out with an arts degree at a university. Then… you’ve failed. No …[illegible]… pay off [illegible]
 
Also
 
“GENERAL GRIGGS CALLS FOR REFORM”
 
[illegible] Phillidelphia …[illegible]… nothing to read here. This part is just more visually appealing and looks like I [actually?] cared to do this.
 
“FORCED PET STORY”
 
“Dogs, cats, fish, [cats again?] [illegible]
 
“MEDIA BIAS? WE SAY NO!”
 
“[illegible] We don’t do this to change your opinion. That’s silly. By the way do not vote for [illegible]”
 
“NEWS WE DON’T WANT YOU TO READ”
 
“Email scandal, conspiracy, dead …[illegible]… all over [illegible]”
 
And finally, the slogan of the paper reads “YESTERDAYS NEWS TODAY”
 
Hope that helps.

@JP
 
“How to fail, using lots of money.”
 
“Media bias? We say no!”
 
“General Griggs call for reform.”
 
“Forced pet story.”
 
“News we don’t want you to read.”
 
“Making Equestria great is simply not easy.”

Time to put that first gift to good use!

The text in the magazine seems to taunt anyone who tries to read it, but I can’t make out everything, it’s too small.