by 3vilpyro
Tipsy Lu: Soooooo have you tried talking to her yet?
Fire Strike: I can’t TALK to her! She’s so… SO PRETTY! And nice, and and caring! And what if I talk to her and she KNOWS that I like her? That’s her special talent isn’t it?
Tipsy Lu: True.. She does do the matchmaker thing..
Fire Strike: How could a unicorn like THAT ever look at a pony like me?? Hic I’m small, and scarred and prone to hic violence.. She’s so far out of my league she may as well live in Saddle Arabia…
Tipsy Lu: I think you’re being a bit hard on yourself there sport..
Fire Strike: WHAT IF SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE MARES??? hic I’d make a good special somepony… Why couldn’t I have been born a staaaaaaaaaaaaliooooooooon hic
Tipsy Lu: Alright, I’m cutting you off.