does it involves holes? If it does I’ll clear my afternoon

In bed, yes.

Kind of.

You: Why, yes. I would love to. (eyebrow wiggle)  
Twilight: Mmm, I thought you might. (ahem) Friendship was discovered in the year 952 of the pre-Celestian calendar by countess Sparklewings von Friendenberg as a way of explaining how ponies could love others without being in love with them. At the time, it was regarded as hogwash, which is why it was so readily adopted by princess Porcina the sixth the following year. Of course, her pig-cipality insisted on a few changes to the formula, adding such radical concepts as the bud-dynamic and of course, the pal-tagorean theorem. Now, it wasn’t until the reign of queen Baconia that friendshipologists put forth the now-famous theory of best-friendship…  
 
…which is why friendship produces powerful rainbows that solve problems, except those times it didn’t. Any questions?  
You: k-kill meeeeee…  
Twilight: That’s not a question. (happy gasp!) Do you need a refresher on questions!? Let’s take a trip back to 1327 of the pre-Celestian calendar, shall we? hee-hee! Sorry, just a little questionologist joke. Anyway, lady Horsie de la Whuh had always wanted to be inquisitive, but the idea hadn’t been invented yet. So…

@NotAPseudonym  
And worst of all, it ends up being a TED talk.

Clearly a trap; if you say ‘yes’ you end up sat in a lecture theatre watching powerpoint slides with 80 other gullible souls, wondering if the certificate you’ll get at the end is worth 2 bits let alone 400.

Every race, every religion  
we all got together and smoked.
 
Then S.W.A.T. raided the neighborhood and built suburbs, the end. ☺

@Background Pony #7FE9  
It’s true. Celestia only wants Twilight to make friends to help her conquer all of Equestria. She already won over the Changelings, I wonder who is next?

I’ve learnt that friendship is a myth and is only used for your own personal gain.

Only if it includes hugs

more like friends-with-benefits-ship.