@Ferrotter  
So sad. [hugs shy rock horse, gets mop]

Reminded me of this meme:  

@FloydPinkerton  
That’s interesting. Weird how similar the names are.

Why does she say it like that’s a bad thing?

 
“Fifty bucks!”

@FloydPinkerton  
The more you know.
 
That’s actually vaguely interesting - people wetting themselves in high-stress situations is a thing that’s well-known in popular culture (apparently pretty common in horror houses, heh). Makes sense, if someone is particularly susceptible to stress to a disabilitating degree, then that might effect them even in what would be, for other people, not that big a deal.
 
Jeez, she’d probably just faint or something if something really scary/stressful happened, then.
 
…She’d need diapers all the time if she went to college XP I can’t think of much that’s more stressful than that :P

@Kamazeustra  
That’s bladder shyness. Stress incontinence is when physical or emotional disturbances cause you to leak. I thought “nervous bladder” was just the common name for stress incontinence but it’s actually a different problem where you need to go frequently because you can’t empty your bladder completely.

I thought a nervous bladder was the one where you have trouble urinating in public restrooms because the presence of others makes you lock up. That should be an advantage in this case.

“Painfully innocent marble”  
Correction:  
“Pitifully incontinent marble”
 
I guess Maud’s dresses will come in handy for hiding this:
 

 
Best of luck with your romance life, gal. And I thought I was shy!

no.