Shining Armor: “Sex makes babies!”
 
“Well, duh! Of course it does! Why do you think most guys wait until they’re in their 30’s and are living on their own before they finally have sex with a girl? We’re not idiots you know. We know what will happen in 9 months after we fuck a girl.”
 
“WE KNOW.”

@Background Pony #36F9  
Lol

Twilight: That’s enough! No more DBZ Abridged references!
 
Pinkie: Come on, Twilight! We’ve only made- what is the count at?
 
Vegeta: IT’S OVER NINE THOUSA-
 
Pinkie: Ok, now it’s gone overboard.

Twilight and Flash’s offspring: Unng.  
Twilight: I’m well aware.

[Meanwhile in the lab at Twilight’s castle]
 
(Twilight and Celestia were busy healing Sonata until the discovered something  
in her memories)
 
????:  
Is this thing on…? Ahem, okay. September 27th, 4:30 P.M., Siren Lagoon…
 
Twilight:  
“Wait…Why does that date sound so familiar…?”
 
(Celestia silently watches the recording…)
 
????:  
“Hi Auntie Cinch! Me and my siren gal pals are brainwashing ponies, which is what  
we do now a days…Well, uh.. I just wanted to, you know, record something for you,  
since you’ve been banished to some other world and all…Well, uh…. I Just wanted  
you to know that I…miss you…Auntie…”
 
Starswirl:  
“FOUL DEMONS!!”
 
????:  
“What the-??”
 
Starswirl:  
“I here by sentence the three of you monster…TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!”
 
????:  
“Uh…Okay, sorry about this. Gotta run!”
 
Starswirl:  
“AAAAABRAAAAA….!”
 
????:  
(Tearfully)  
“Goodbye Auntie! I love you! I LOVE YOU SO M-”
 
Starswirl:  
“CADABRAAAAAAA–!!”
 
Bzzt  
(Memory end)
 
Spike:  
“….Jesus…”

Coincidence?  
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twilight’s face says she knows already.

@Whiteeyes  
Tirek: So after I drained all the magic out of all the ponies of Equestria, I made my immaculate address, set up the arena and now, here we are. Are they any questions?  
Reporter: Yes, um, were the bits about the comic book and the dragon migration necessary to the story?  
Tirek: It’s called world-building.  
Reporter: Right. Um, last question. How did you know about the parts you weren’t there for?  
Tirek: Ah. But that’s a story for another time, I’m afraid. But for now, I must bid you adieu.  
Reporter: Oh. Well, thank you for your time, Lord Tirek.  
(Tirek blasts the reporter to atoms)  
Tirek: Mister Lord Tirek.

@Whiteeyes  
•-•

@Fighterpilot555  
Sorry, that happened post Tirek so it doesn’t work for the skit.

@Whiteeyes  
“You were talking about immortal shapeshifting sirens trapped in an alternative dimension?”

@ImRaidAccount  
Tirek: Anf then they went to the Equestrian Games which you have already covered fully-
 
Reporter: Oh yeah it was amazing. Some of those competitions were record setters this year, and some of the closest matches in years.
 
Tirek: Yes yes we all saw the amazing sports matches, no need to harp on about them. Anyway, where was I…

@Whiteeyes  
Reporter: Does Coco come back? She’s was adorable.
 
Tirek: She does but it’s Miss Pommel now, don’t ask.

@Background Pony #D515  
Tirek: And then she just steals Rarity’s designs.
 
Reporter: Wow that’s a real bitch move.
 
Tirek: The bitchiest.

@thomasril  
OH. MY. GOD.  
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

@Whiteeyes  
Reporter: “Wow! I did not see that coming!”
 
Tirek: “I know right? So then, as they are preparing for the Summer Sun Celebration a few months later-”
 
Reporter: “Wait, what happened to Sunset Shimmer?”
 
Tirek: “Oh she was beaten. Now, enter the Plunder Seeds, and strap yourself in for this plot-twist.”

@Background Pony #C342  
“And then she winds up going through this magical mirror after the thief who, it turns out, is Celestia’s former student, because that’s a thing now apparently…”

(A nervous pony reporter fearfully goes up to Tirek)
 
Reporter:  
(Holds up microphone)  
“…U-um, excuse me sir….??”
 
Tirek:  
“…Oh, hello. How may I help you%?”
 
Reporter:  
“W-wwell, M-M-Mr. Tirek-”
 
Tirek:  
“Oh please, no need to be formal%! Call me Lord Tirek”
 
Reporter:  
“Uh, okay, Lord Tirek-”
 
Tirek:  
“MR. Lord Tirek…”
 
Reporter:  
“M-M-MR. Lord Tirek! Can you please tell the audience where you are and  
who you came from? Uh, I-I mean-!”
 
Tirek:  
“Very well, WHERE I am is that this is the immaculate Tartarus Games  
arena! As for WHO, well, weave you a little tale; Our story begins  
with a nerdy bookworm unicorn and her puny little dragon servant~….”

@darklord99100
 
Yes

@Dirty Bit  
just get rid of the word “for” in that phrase. is that what you mean?

@Background Pony #1058  

 
Go for ten
 
Think about that :U

@biojal  
Pops back in  
Shining: Also Cadence is pregnant.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Maggots.