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“Well, duh! Of course it does! Why do you think most guys wait until they’re in their 30’s and are living on their own before they finally have sex with a girl? We’re not idiots you know. We know what will happen in 9 months after we fuck a girl.”
“WE KNOW.”
Lol
Pinkie: Come on, Twilight! We’ve only made- what is the count at?
Vegeta: IT’S OVER NINE THOUSA-
Pinkie: Ok, now it’s gone overboard.
Twilight: I’m well aware.
(Twilight and Celestia were busy healing Sonata until the discovered something
in her memories)
????:
Is this thing on…? Ahem, okay. September 27th, 4:30 P.M., Siren Lagoon…
Twilight:
“Wait…Why does that date sound so familiar…?”
(Celestia silently watches the recording…)
????:
“Hi Auntie Cinch! Me and my siren gal pals are brainwashing ponies, which is what
we do now a days…Well, uh.. I just wanted to, you know, record something for you,
since you’ve been banished to some other world and all…Well, uh…. I Just wanted
you to know that I…miss you…Auntie…”
Starswirl:
“FOUL DEMONS!!”
????:
“What the-
??”
”Starswirl:
“I here by sentence the three of you monster…TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!”
????:
“Uh…Okay, sorry about this. Gotta run!”
Starswirl:
“AAAAABRAAAAA….!”
????:
(Tearfully)
“Goodbye Auntie! I love you! I LOVE YOU SO M-
Starswirl:
“CADABRAAAAAAA–!!”
Bzzt
(Memory end)
Spike:
“….Jesus…”
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Tirek: So after I drained all the magic out of all the ponies of Equestria, I made my immaculate address, set up the arena and now, here we are. Are they any questions?
Reporter: Yes, um, were the bits about the comic book and the dragon migration necessary to the story?
Tirek: It’s called world-building.
Reporter: Right. Um, last question. How did you know about the parts you weren’t there for?
Tirek: Ah. But that’s a story for another time, I’m afraid. But for now, I must bid you adieu.
Reporter: Oh. Well, thank you for your time, Lord Tirek.
(Tirek blasts the reporter to atoms)
Tirek: Mister Lord Tirek.
•-•
Sorry, that happened post Tirek so it doesn’t work for the skit.
“You were talking about immortal shapeshifting sirens trapped in an alternative dimension?”
Tirek: Anf then they went to the Equestrian Games which you have already covered fully-
Reporter: Oh yeah it was amazing. Some of those competitions were record setters this year, and some of the closest matches in years.
Tirek: Yes yes we all saw the amazing sports matches, no need to harp on about them. Anyway, where was I…
Reporter: Does Coco come back? She’s was adorable.
Tirek: She does but it’s Miss Pommel now, don’t ask.
Tirek: And then she just steals Rarity’s designs.
Reporter: Wow that’s a real bitch move.
Tirek: The bitchiest.
OH. MY. GOD.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Reporter: “Wow! I did not see that coming!”
Tirek: “I know right? So then, as they are preparing for the Summer Sun Celebration a few months later-”
Reporter: “Wait, what happened to Sunset Shimmer?”
Tirek: “Oh she was beaten. Now, enter the Plunder Seeds, and strap yourself in for this plot-twist.”
“And then she winds up going through this magical mirror after the thief who, it turns out, is Celestia’s former student, because that’s a thing now apparently…”
Reporter:
(Holds up microphone)
“…U-um, excuse me sir….??”
Tirek:
“…Oh, hello. How may I help you%?”
Reporter:
“W-w
well, M-M-Mr. Tirek-”Tirek:
“Oh please, no need to be formal%! Call me Lord Tirek”
Reporter:
“Uh, okay, Lord Tirek-
”
!”Tirek:
“MR. Lord Tirek…”
Reporter:
“M-M-MR. Lord Tirek! Can you please tell the audience where you are and
who you came from? Uh, I-I mean-
Tirek:
“Very well, WHERE I am is that this is the immaculate Tartarus Games
arena! As for WHO, well, weave you a little tale; Our story begins
with a nerdy bookworm unicorn and her puny little dragon servant~….”
Yes
just get rid of the word “for” in that phrase. is that what you mean?
Go for ten
Think about that :U
Pops back in
Shining: Also Cadence is pregnant.