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Good to hear! But this is a safe image, sooooo… yeah.
True, but those lines form at least some sort of image to which meaning can be deciphered from, be it a story or a method of generating an emotional response.
But these are literally squiggly lines on pages that someone put in a cover and called it a book. I’m pretty sure a parasprite regurgitated these lines onto these pages…
So is porn. Yet literally everyone gets excited over that. So there you go.
That’s nothing! They gave me a buttload of homework on the book and expected me to do that and read the book!
And I was super sick at the time.
Once I was ill off high school for a long time and I asked around for any work I could do from home. English sent me O.M.A.M and thinking I was super behind read through the entire thing in under 4 hours. Needless to say I genuinely cried at the end which was a first for me
I got back to school and they were reading through chapter one.
Feh! I don’t remember it being short.
Cause it’s short as heck and you gotta pet da wabbits george!
Don’t underestimate cute Dash.
Applause
It’s called 50 shades of gray.
-Very funny. But is it a Daring Do book?
“Uh, what IF it was one? What would you do, then? Take it from me?”
-Maybe.
“What if it was her latest one?”
-Really?
“Mmm?”
-I… I…
“You would make a Sonic Rainboom for me so I would give you this book?
-You bet I would!
“Well, too bad for me.
-Huh?
“This is a book about mushrooms.”
-What? Wait! I can see her on the cover!
“Of course. It’s a disguise I made to cover it up. Because… mushroom are… so uncool.”
-…. I’m outta here.
“Phew! That was close. Like I would stop reading it just for her.
-A-ha! It is a book of Daring Do!
“Hey! It’s not proper to read over someone’s shoulder.”
-And lying is not wrong?
“Uh… gasp! Daring Do!”
-Yeah. Like I be fouled by…
Daring Do: Dash!
-Huh?! Daring Do?
DD: Did you see someone with one of my book? The thief took one without paying!
-What? So you didn’t even… Hey! He’s gone!
DD: Who?
-The thief.
DD: Help me catch him and I’ll give one autographed.
-Sweet! Wait! Why you didn’t send me one at the first place?
DD: I was going to. Actually he took your.
-WHAT?! That son of a…