No, I reading Jurrasic Park.

It is good you should read it. :>

Hnnnnnng…

No Dashie, it’s a book.

@Background Pony #D959  
Good to hear! But this is a safe image, sooooo… yeah.

@Nightweaver20xx  
True, but those lines form at least some sort of image to which meaning can be deciphered from, be it a story or a method of generating an emotional response.
 
But these are literally squiggly lines on pages that someone put in a cover and called it a book. I’m pretty sure a parasprite regurgitated these lines onto these pages…

Sure Dashie, let me first decipher the language this is written in. I only speak English. This must be written in Pony.

@ShimmeringStallion  
So is porn. Yet literally everyone gets excited over that. So there you go.

I said it once, I’ll say it again; IT’S JUST LINES!!!

@Lupin Quill
 
That’s nothing! They gave me a buttload of homework on the book and expected me to do that and read the book!
 
And I was super sick at the time.

@Dirty Bit  
Once I was ill off high school for a long time and I asked around for any work I could do from home. English sent me O.M.A.M and thinking I was super behind read through the entire thing in under 4 hours. Needless to say I genuinely cried at the end which was a first for me
 
I got back to school and they were reading through chapter one.

@Lupin Quill
 
Feh! I don’t remember it being short.

@Dirty Bit  
Cause it’s short as heck and you gotta pet da wabbits george!

“Buttersprinkle is trying to murder us” Hide you kids hide your ponies!!!

@kaiser William II  
Don’t underestimate cute Dash.

The time a safe for work image was first in the most rated

no, its a book.

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@Tascoby
 
Applause

No,But you can have it anyway.  
It’s called 50 shades of gray.

I am dead

“Um. No. It’s a book.”  
-Very funny. But is it a Daring Do book?  
“Uh, what IF it was one? What would you do, then? Take it from me?”  
-Maybe.  
“What if it was her latest one?”  
-Really?  
“Mmm?”  
-I… I…  
“You would make a Sonic Rainboom for me so I would give you this book?  
-You bet I would!  
“Well, too bad for me.  
-Huh?  
“This is a book about mushrooms.”  
-What? Wait! I can see her on the cover!  
“Of course. It’s a disguise I made to cover it up. Because… mushroom are… so uncool.”  
-…. I’m outta here.  
“Phew! That was close. Like I would stop reading it just for her.  
-A-ha! It is a book of Daring Do!  
“Hey! It’s not proper to read over someone’s shoulder.”  
-And lying is not wrong?  
“Uh… gasp! Daring Do!”  
-Yeah. Like I be fouled by…  
Daring Do: Dash!  
-Huh?! Daring Do?  
DD: Did you see someone with one of my book? The thief took one without paying!  
-What? So you didn’t even… Hey! He’s gone!  
DD: Who?  
-The thief.  
DD: Help me catch him and I’ll give one autographed.  
-Sweet! Wait! Why you didn’t send me one at the first place?  
DD: I was going to. Actually he took your.  
-WHAT?! That son of a…

If I said it is?

It’s “Gravity’s Rainbow”.