@Phantom Rider  
I think “hilarious in hindsight” still applies.

The whole AJ vs pears meme doesn’t feel the same these days, does it?

“Uh, I… I was making sure that this fruit really taste horrible.”  
-Oh. Ah see.  
“And to be really really sure and… to punish myself at the same time, I’m going to finish it.”  
-Good. Take this orange at the same time, then.  
“Uh, what for? The horrible taste of the pear is enough torture.”  
-Ah just want to be sure…  
“Uh, okay.”  
-And you better not smile! Or else…  
“…”
 
Later and Rarity’s boutique.  
Sweetie Belle: Apple Bloom? What are you doing here?  
“(sigh) My sister kicked me out. Again.”  
SB: Is it about the pear again?  
“Yeah. And she made me taste an orange with it.”  
SB: (sigh) And yet… you smiled. Again.  
“I know. I know. But… it tasted soooo good…”  
SB: I better warn Rarity to talk to Applejack in the morning, then.  
“Sorry.”  
SB: That’s okay. Hey! Do you know what I’m thinking?  
“Slumber party!”  
SB: Nah. I’ve got work tomorrow.  
“Huh? But it’s Saturday.”  
SB: Work to get you back at home.  
“Oh. Yeah. Heh. Want a pear?”  
SB: Want to sleep outside?

What’re you gonna do about it? Disown her again?

cmon AJ. you went through a phase to

I can see she’s going through a rebellious phase.

You know what those do to you…

Sorry, AJ, she’s got her cutie mark now. If she wants to eat pears, she can.

“Is my cutie mark being an apple not enough for you?!?!”

Would this be a pear-ody?

Tell her it’s an “Apple Pear”, so it’s fine. 🙂