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Celestia: “And please stop throwing the dentist’s tools, okay?”
 
To preempt the “Well actually…” comments, I know there’s some article out there that states you may not need to. You don’t have to tell me about it. And I counter with http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/25/opinion/sunday/flossing-and-the-art-of-scientific-investigation.html. Floss that nasty, smelly, decaying food out from between yo chompers!

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Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
All I know is, agonizingly sore bloody  
gums and having to take ages getting the shredded floss out of my teeth was more than I ever wanted to do.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Dusk Raven
 
optometrists can be pretty bad I’ve found, but at least you can see when they get it right, and if they screw you over you don’t get horrible screaming tooth pain.
 
my only worry about them is that “everyone” knows that glasses can’t make your eyes worse, and studies seem to support that but I can see optometrists might like to make themselves a lifelong customer by prescribing slightly wrong.
Dusk Raven
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Have Opinion, Will Write
@redweasel  
Well, stuff can get between the teeth all the time, that’s why we floss in the first place, I think. But it’s definitely something that’s worth investigating. I could totally buy the notion that dentists and friends want us to buy dental health products. My brother said once that even though his optometrist is great he’s probably trying to rip our family off, and I kinda feel the same way. I’m not even sure I really need glasses - I certainly haven’t worn them in weeks, and I’ve had no problems.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Dusk Raven
 
I really don’t know. I suspect it depends on the floss though, how tightly your teeth press together, and how sensitive your gums are. we really need to be researching this more. I’ve had floss that leaves my gums aching all day no matter what, and floss that I can use daily for weeks without problems. it’s true that humans evolved with a lot of stiff fiber to chew, but actually threading something in between the teeth? I dunno if that’s different or not.
Dusk Raven
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Have Opinion, Will Write
well, if flossing did make micro cuts in your gums, irritating them and opening ways for bacteria to get to your teeth, then it sure would make dentists a lot of money when you did come in to have them drill all the cavities.
just saying there’s a conflict of interest here. and dentists have already been caught drilling the wrong tooth before. it’s a lot more corrupt than other medical fields.
 
I feel like that would just make the gums stronger. I mean, the same thing would happen when you brush, wouldn’t it? My gums actually bleed if I haven’t brushed for a long time, but after a while they toughen up and stop bleeding. Some parts of your body actually need a little adversity to be strong.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@thps48
 
I don’t know about bad eggs, but I’d rather be groped than get a $1500 bill for an unneccesary root canal that ground away my teeth. I’ve seen a lot of crooked dentists since I have shit for dental insurance. hard to trust even “obvious” things like floss, since so many have lied to my face.
thps48
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Young Leosword
@redweasel  
It’s probably ‘cause they use anesthesia and some bad eggs molest patients they put under, yeah?… I don’t know how serious that sort of problem is ‘cause to be honest, the only instance I’ve heard of that was in an episode of Golden Girls. ^3^;
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Background Pony #D224
 
well, if flossing did make micro cuts in your gums, irritating them and opening ways for bacteria to get to your teeth, then it sure would make dentists a lot of money when you did come in to have them drill all the cavities.
 
just saying there’s a conflict of interest here. and dentists have already been caught drilling the wrong tooth before. it’s a lot more corrupt than other medical fields.
Background Pony #5763
@redweasel  
“you probably shouldn’t base your life choices over what the salesman tells you is the truth because he’s the expert on selling things.”
 
When the product is <$1, lasts for months and the dentists are nearly all still saying to floss to prevent way more expensive procedures… I’m not seeing where it’s some greedy sales pitch. I ain’t arguing that the article is the best argument ever or anything, but I don’t buy into the “flossing is irrelevant” thing that one study put forward.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Background Pony #D224
 
“instincts, observations and case studies are most useful, whereas randomized controlled trials are least useful.”  
“waste time and effort by spurring researchers to test the efficacy of things we already know work”  
“The cult of randomized controlled trials”  
“what works in social policy, education or fighting terrorism
 
that’s more an opinion piece on how science is iffy.
 
you probably shouldn’t make life choices based on what the news tells you
you probably shouldn’t base your life choices over what the salesman tells you is the truth because he’s the expert on selling things.
Background Pony #5763
@redweasel  
An opinion piece on how science journalism is iffy and you probably shouldn’t make life choices based on what the news tells you what they think the scientists are saying. Especially when it’s been based off of one study that hasn’t been fully tested and upheld by other studies.
Background Pony #FA9D
And now theres an assassination on celestia’s hair.  
Whats next??! This is fun!
Background Pony #1E7D
Seeing how the moon is a dry place that lacks any form of atmosphere, I don’t think while Luna was on Luna (the moon’s name is Luna) that her breath stunk.. It wasn’t till she returned and it began to oxidize that it would of knocked that wind out of sun butt.
TheDeinonychus
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Background Pony #B949  
They did. At least in our own medieval period, they’d use the stem of a particular herb (can’t remember which off the top of my head) to pick their teeth, chew on the end a bit, and use the frayed end like a brush to clean off any left over food. As a bonus, the herb had a minty taste and smell.
Background Pony #3978
Huh. But they did have some dental hygiene 1000 years ago, right? You can’t have a living goddess whose breath stinks.
JP
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I miss the show so much
(dark-ish, not really funny) Good thing Celestia’s there, to stop Luna from killing the poor dentist.