@DanielTepesKraus
They are known as Prinnys. They are the lowest of the monster classes in Disgaea. If you toss them, they explode. They are essentially human resources: sinner souls, the souls of criminals in particular, sealed inside the bodies. They must undergo back-breaking labor to repent their sins, in both the Underworld and Heaven. And don’t forget the most important rule about Prinnys: Always include the word “Dood” at least once in every sentence you say. (It gets annoying to include “dood” in every sentence when talking about Prinnys, so I neglected that rule.)

With how positive everyone here is, there’s no way master Etna will come to this world, dood! We’re finally free, doods!

Nice place dood…  
but exchange rates screw us coming and going, dood.

What?! Penguins?! What?!

DOOOD THIS IS SO COOL

I like this world dood!

Dooooooooooood!!

None of you throw those prinnies.