Luna: [yawns] Good morning. Anything to report?
Guard: No, your majesty. Everything has been quiet.
Luna: And Desert?
Guard: She is asleep in her room, your majesty.
Luna: Good. We will be checking upon her.
[walks into bedroom and finds her daughter sleeping on the window sill beside her father.]
Luna: How did you-
Dad: Hm? Hey, sweet flanks. I just stopped by to see Desert. Ain’t she cute?
Luna: …[sighs] We should be quite a bit more upset right now. What was our guards doing if you could just waltz in like this?
Dad: Nah, they be so harsh on them. I’m a sneaky kitty. [flicks tail]
Luna: [smiles] Of course. How are things back home?
Dad: Hectic. The king is beside himself from the news of the Goddess’s demise.
Luna: [flinch] I-I see…
Dad: Oh! I’m sorry, darling. [nuzzles Luna] I keep forgetting that she was… she wasn’t just a Goddess to you… How are you holding up?
Luna: …We will soon become the sole ruler of Equestria… A younger Luna would have celebrated such a thing.
Dad: And older Luna?
Luna: she just wishes she didn’t have to face this alone.
Dad: Who says you’re alone? You have that sister-in-law of yours as well as the goddess of Love. Not to mention me and Dessy.
Luna: You serve thy king of the Desert.
Dad: Yeah, but you will always be my number 1 mare.
Luna: [small smile] You truly are a product of the times.
Dad: I could say the same about you, babe. I think your exact words were something like ‘Thou art too young for us.’
Luna: [chuckle] Yet thou failed to take the hint.
Dad: We males know when a mare is into us. [winks] Speaking of mares, how is little Dessy taking to Equestria? Has she made any friends yet? Any boyfriends I have to warn off?
Luna: [deadpan] …She’s five, dearest…
Dad: Psh, that doesn’t mean anything. I was five when my dad taught me all about how a male seduces a female. Don’t let their clumsiness fool you, babe. Those kids are just prepping the filly’s for seduction later.
Luna: Like thou? If our memory serves us correctly, thou tripped over yourself over a dozen times as you were courting us.
Dad: Hey, it worked, didn’t it?
[Luna picks up Desert and places her on her back. Dad stretched and landed soundlessly onto the ground.]
Luna: Will you be staying long? Desert has missed your stories.
Dad: I would but with how things are right now, I can’t stay out too long. The trip home will be long as it is.
Luna: …Alright.
Dad: Hey, now. [Rubs his body against hers, mixing their scents together.] You know I would stay if I could. I promise to come by as often as I
can, alright?
Luna: We understand. Be careful on the trip back, Dearest.
Dad: Always, babe. [Kisses her deeply, her wings snapping out. Pulls back with a loving smile.] I love that about you. See ya, babe! [Jumps out the window and flies off.]