AJ: Ya don’t understand, Twi! My orchard’s apples are filled with enough of them nutrients stuff to give me this awesome body!  
Twilight: No, you don’t understand! My books provided me with the information I needed to learn how to become as swol as I am now!  
AJ: Maybe, but my way is better. flex Check out my muscles, Twi! So pumped, so strong, so pretty-like! No way your books could give results like this!  
Twilight: Wanna bet? flex Take a good look at these bad girls! They’re so beautiful, my muscles. They are power incarnate, as hinted at by their tremendous size!  
AJ: W-well, I will admit, they do look really nice…  
Twilight: Indeed. And… If we’re being honest, I feel the same way about yours.  
AJ: Those lovely pecs…  
Twilight: Those huge biceps…  
AJ: Those awesome abs…  
Twilight: Those sturdy legs…  
AJ: Oh, forget we even argued about methods, Twi! Yer bod is amazing either way!  
Twilight: As is yours, Applejack! Now, how about you and I have some… Fun?  
AJ: I know what yer talkin’ about. Let’s put our massive muscles to good use… In my bed…  
Twilight: Certainly. This will be a night to remember. A night of sensational, beautiful, GIGANTIC muscles!