Guard One: ”I gotta use the bathroom.“
Guard Two: “WHAT?”
Guard Two: “Are you serious? We’re on duty!”
Guard One: “But I really have to goo oooo…”
Guard Two: “Oh for Celes— Ok. Look, she’s obviously distracted, just go in that fountain behind you when she’s looking the other way. It probably goes straight to the sewers anyway.”
[Somewhere, sometime downstream: Canterlot Orphanage]
“Hey, does this drinking fountain taste funny to you?”
Guard 2:No,but I need the job so let her keep talking about how the clock is ticking
Guard Two: “Are you serious? We’re on duty!”
Guard One: “But I really have to goo oooo…”
Guard Two: “Oh for Celes— Ok. Look, she’s obviously distracted, just go in that fountain behind you when she’s looking the other way. It probably goes straight to the sewers anyway.”
[Somewhere, sometime downstream: Canterlot Orphanage]
“Hey, does this drinking fountain taste funny to you?”
“there is a training manual?”
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Guard Two: “WHAT?”