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“Are we supposed to say something?”  
“I don’t think so.”

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kinghearts

A follower of the stars
Guard 1:She knows we can hear about her crazy ramblings???  
Guard 2:No,but I need the job so let her keep talking about how the clock is ticking
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Guard One: ”I gotta use the bathroom.“
Guard Two: “WHAT?”
 
Guard Two: “Are you serious? We’re on duty!”  
Guard One: “But I really have to goo oooo…”  
Guard Two: “Oh for Celes— Ok. Look, she’s obviously distracted, just go in that fountain behind you when she’s looking the other way. It probably goes straight to the sewers anyway.”
 
[Somewhere, sometime downstream: Canterlot Orphanage]  
“Hey, does this drinking fountain taste funny to you?”