“My first entry for kilalaaa’s shipping contest :D”
 

 
Maud (as expressionless and deadpan as always): Rarity…
 
Rarity: Hm? Maudi-Darling, is everything alright? You seem a little nervous.
 
Maud: How can you tell?
 
Rarity: You have that tick to chew on your main whenever you’re a little worked up and so your coiffure is always a wink
 
Maud: she lifts one of her eyebrows ever so slightly
 
Rarity: Oh don’t look so surprised! When you’re married for 3 years you start to notice some things. So, what is it?
 
Maud: Actually, I just wanted to tell you something, but I’m a little afraid.
 
Rarity: Aww c’mere love, hugs Maud you can tell me anything.
 
Maud:…. I didn’t know how to put it, so I wrote a poem.
 
Rarity: Darling you know I love your poetry! You always find such marvelous ways to express yourself. Please, Continue.
 
Maud. Alright, here goes…
 
Pebble lying on the ground. 
Grey. Small. 
A rock so little but of great magnitude. 
I wanna have kids.
 
Rarity: Maud, that was simply… WHAHA?????