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Frustrating bad luck it seems.

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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
we all want to get laid, so why not skip all that easy stuff like hanging out and getting used to each other, and jump right into the relationship questionnare? it’s not like we’d turn down our true love if the first thing we learned about them was an awkwardly personal question with an uncomfortable answer, with tons of other guys clamoring for our attention. oh, but we’re paying someone $20 a month so they won’t block us from actually talking to each other, so it’s totally going to work.