@Zarkkarz
 
T’is.
 
Let’s have some more:
 
“A young man named Nasreddin planted a flower garden, but when the flowers came up so did a great crop of dandelions among them.
 
Wishing to eliminate the unwanted guests, Nasreddin consulted with gardeners near and far, but none of their solutions worked.
 
Finally, Nasreddin traveled to the palace of the prince to seek the wisdom of the royal gardener himself. But alas, Nasreddin had already tried all the methods the kind old man recommended to him for eradicating such troublesome weeds.
 
Silently they sat together for a good long time. At last, the royal gardener looked at Nasreddin and said, “Well, then, the only thing I can suggest is that you learn to love them.””

@AaronMk  
That is a very Turkish joke

I think you could teach them a lot.

Heh. :3

@Nightweaver20xx  
No.

Nasreddin was walking in the bazaar with a large group of followers. Whatever Nasreddin did, his followers immediately copied. Every few steps Nasreddin would stop and shake his hands in the air, touch his feet and jump up yelling “Hu Hu Hu!”. So his followers would also stop and do exactly the same thing.  
One of the merchants, who knew Nasreddin, quietly asked him: “What are you doing my old friend? Why are these people imitating you?”  
“I have become a Sufi Sheikh,” replied Nasreddin. “These are my spiritual seekers; I am helping them reach enlightenment!”  
“How do you know when they reach enlightenment?”  
“That’s the easy part! Every morning I count them. The ones who have left – have reached enlightenment!”

@Cyborg_pony  
Bazinga?

I forget the phrase for this.