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Background Pony #45A2
Me: Heavy, kill him.
 
Heavy Weapons Guy: Very well!
 
Prince Blueblood: We must go on a date, you and I!
 
Sweetie Belle: No thank you!
 
Heavy: marches over behind Blueblood and taps him on the shoulder You! Stupid!
 
Blueblood: Who dares?!
 
Heavy: Give Sweetie Belle back to Rarity or I am going to kill you and kill you and kill you!
 
Blueblood: NEVER! Sweetie Belle is mine! Miss Rarity cannot have her anymore! Now Sweetie belongs to me FOREVER!
 
Heavy: cracks his knuckles This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
 
Blueblood: I demand a true love’s kiss, not pain! Now be gone, you large, bipedal ruffian!
 
Scout: Hey, knucklehead!
 
Blueblood: What now?!
 
Scout: Catch this! hits the Prince in the face with a baseball Good catch, dummy!
 
Sweetie Belle: Thanks, Scout.
 
Scout: No problem.
 
Heavy: Scout is credit to team!
 
Scout: Thanks, pally!
 
Rarity: Many thanks, gentlemen. Now finish off that arrogant slug of a stallion!
 
Scout: Yeah, gotcha!
 
Blueblood: What happened in the past few seconds?
 
Heavy: pulls out his Fists of Steel Your luck runs out.
 
Scout: Hey, knucklehead, you ain’t gonna win!
 
Blueblood: Stay back! I’m warning you!
 
Heavy and Scout: chuckling
 
Rarity, Sweetie and me: each put on a pair of 3D glasses
 
Blueblood: Do you KNOW who I am?! I am Prince Blueblood! And I refuse to be bullied by humans!
 
Heavy: As promised, Heavy will now lay Sandvich… Demonic voice IN YOUR MOUTH!
 
Heavy and Scout start punching the living, breathing hell out of Blueblood while Rarity and Sweetie Belle eat popcorn as the Prince gets the beatdown he deserves
 
Spy: uncloaks beside Rares What is this?
 
Me: Scout and Heavy are beating the shit out of Prince Blueblood for trying to steal Sweetie Belle from Rarity.
 
Spy: May I watch this killing stroke?
 
Sweetie Belle: Sure. Why not?
 
Spy: I can feel the magic coursing through my veins!
 
Rainbow Dash: comes into the Carousel Boutique Hey! What’s up?
 
Spy: laughter Hello, Rainbow Dash!
 
Rainbow Dash: Mind if I join in?
 
Rarity: Be our guest, Dashie!
 
Rainbow: Alright! puts on her own 3D glasses, grabs some popcorn and joins Me, Rarity, Sweetie Belle and Spy as we watch Heavy and Scout continue pummeling and bludgeoning Prince Blueblood
 
Sniper: watched from the window Aww, that’s apples, mate.
 
Applejack: Ah heard that!
 
Sniper: Sorry, mate. I could do this all day!
Ertinax

Comes from the teaser to the Sweetie Belle Chronicles - Best Night Ever crossover chapters.
 
After several thousand Gala repeats, Blueblood is excited and relieved to meet somepony he thinks is also looping with him. The first meeting is, of course, played for comedy.
Infinion
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

this is not sweetie belle, this is sweetiebot.
 
See how blueblood is holding her, under normal circumstances she would just fall off his hooves to the ground.
 
No, prince blueblood is using strong neodymium disc magnets on his hooves and sweetiebot’s metal chassis is being pulled towards it
 
…it is a force of attraction
Background Pony #15B4
Am I the only one who is thinking of shipping sweetie belle and prince blueblood