and you may fall into deep emotional conflict with one another,
as you struggle through the stress and hardships of that boundless wasteland!
But I am confident that by the end, you will have forged your bonds of friendship to far greater strength,
than you otherwise would wasting everypony’s time here!
Unless, of course, you have that overdue friendship report?”
( made with gingerfoxy’s fun Pinkie Pie & Rarity Comic Generator ! )
Hmm, we need a ‘hyper strict Twilight’ variant tag.
Closest we have is “Twilight Snapple,” but that’s usually for when she goes nuts.