(In a meadow on the outskirts of Ponyville)
 
Jewel: “Okay, we got binoculars, bugspray, a camera, quills and ink for note-taking, and love potion in case of emergency. Are we all set?”
 
Lightning: “Yeah, I guess so, but what are we even doing here? Don’t Paint and Roy have a date here soon? We shouldn’t bother them.”
 
Jewel: “Why, we’re spyin-I mean, supervising, of course! As their older siblings, we have to make sure their date goes well, yes?”
 
Lightning: “Well~~”
 
Jewel: “Shh! They’re coming!”
 
Paint and Roy walk in and sit down
 
Paint: “Um…hi.”
 
Roy: “Hi…”
 
Paint: “Um…the weather is nice today! You can thank my brother for that.”
 
Lightning: nods smugly
 
Roy: “Yeah…it’s nice and peaceful out here.”
 
Firework: (slightly loudly) “Ugh! This is boring! When are they gonna have sex?”
 
Lightning: slaps Firework
 
Firework: “OW! What was that for?”
 
Jewel: “Guys, hush! I’m trying to listen!”
 
Roy: “…Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?”
 
Paint: “Yes…all the time…”
 
Jewel, Lightning, and Firework: sweating and heavy breathing
 
Paint: “…But I don’t feel like I’m being watched out here, alone with you.”
 
Jewel, Lightning, and Firework: sighs of relief
 
Jewel: “Phew, that was close. I thought we were going to get caught!”
 
Lightning: “Don’t you think we should go? I feel like we’re invading their privacy.”
 
Firework: “No way! We gotta stay to see if they bang!”
 
Lightning: slaps Firework again
 
Firework: “Hey! What am I saying that gets you so peeved?”
 
Lightning: hissing through his teeth “This is our sister you’re talking about! She’s too young and innocent to be doing such things and you should know that! Grow up and get your mind out of the gutter!”
 
Jewel: “Stop fighting, you two! We don’t know what’s going to happen so we’ve got to stay focused!”
 
Lightning and Firework: grumbling
 
Paint: “I have a confession…I’ve never told this to anypony before so you’re the only one who knows this!”
 
Jewel: “Oh goodness, she’s gonna confess her love!”
 
Firework: “Is she going to tell him about her secret stash of self-insert fanfictions?”
 
Lightning: “How do you know about those? She made me promise not to tell you!”
 
Firework: “Uh~~”
 
Jewel: “Hush up and listen, you two!”
 
Paint: “Sometimes, when I’m alone…”
 
Jewel, Lightning, and Firework: heavy breathing
 
Paint: “…I like to try on my mom’s Wonderbolt uniform. I don’t know why, but it makes me feel like I’m closer to my family and not so much of an outcast. Oh, this is so embarrassing!”
 
Jewel: jumps out of the bush “OH COME ON!” Lightning pushes her back down
 
Roy: “Wow, I feel the same way! Sometimes, I like to try on my father’s tuxedos. It makes me feel…important.”
 
Paint “I guess we have a lot in common!”
 
Roy: “Yeah…”
 
Paint and Roy blush and stare into each other’s eyes
 
Jewel: “Please kiss…”
 
Firework: “Please bang…”
 
Lightning: (to Firework) “Please grow up.”
 
Paint: “Oh, I just remembered the time! I have a spa date with Jewel and Mel!”
 
Jewel: (under her breath) “Horsefeathers, I forgot about that…”
 
Roy: “Well, see you later then. We should do this again, I-i mean if you want to that is!”
 
Paint: “Of course! It’s always lovely to spend time with a good friend like you!”
 
Roy: “O-oh, um…thanks! blushes Goodbye!”
 
Paint: “Bye!”
 
Paint and Roy look at each other one more time, blush, and walk away in opposite directions
 
Jewel: “This didn’t go as I planned! All that work to set them up and make them confess their feelings was for nothing! And now I’m late for my spa appointment!” sobs dramatically
 
Firework: “They didn’t even make out!” pouts
 
Lightning: “I think we can all agree that this was a huge waste of time. I told you guys we should have respected their privacy!”