@Background Pony #1B9A  
“Your mother was a villain?!”  
“What? No! Queen Oceana was a wise and loving ruler who passed away peacefully from old age after years of peace and prosperity!”  
“B-but… she was a ‘Queen’…”  
“Yes.”  
“And she wasn’t evil?”  
“No!”  
“Why was she a Queen then?!”  
“…Because she was the monarch of our kingdom? Look, I don’t know how your kingdom works but I stayed a princess because I married into the royal family.”  
“In our kingdom our ruler is a princess, who seized control by being more powerful than everyone else, grants this power and title to women who do something heroic, give the title of ‘prince’ to males who marry into it or just for laughs, and you can also be born with this power and title without having done anything special at all, queens are always evil, and kings are at best complete jerkoffs unless they prove they’re good by turning into big beetle dear things.”  
“Your kingdom… is insane.”

“So how did you become a princess?” 
“Oh, my mother was a queen.” 
“I did something friendship related and grew wings.”